The other day he had a gaggle in the Oval and was pulling out big graphs with the jaggedy lines. At the end of the graph segment, he struggles to pull out a big graph that looked to be devoid of references. He held it up, showed it proudly to the crowd, and said, “ok?” It’s demonstrative of the way he’s gone from being enabled to just being humored that no one was interested in whatever info that graph was supposed to be conveying. It was reminiscent of the Sharpy hurricane map from yesteryear. I think the line went from the upper left to the lower right.
I find this thread to be in very poor taste.
Well done, all.
Carry on 
A question I have relating to the OP: It seemed like, during Trump’s first term, he played a lot of golf. During this term, however, I haven’t heard anything about him playing golf. Is this an accurate impression, or have I just missed the blurbs about his golfing?
I ask because, going from a lot of golf to no golf might be a sign of declining health. One senior I know said that, unless health prohibited it, he planned on dying on the golf course. LOL
As long as I can piss on his grave, anytime he dies is just fine with me.
I think he’s actually playing more golf in 2.0 than in 1.0:
I’m rooting for a debilitating stroke. Unable to stand or walk. Unable to speak coherently, beyond unintelligible groans. Can only move one hand, like an uncoordinated claw, stabbing at the air. And a drool cup.
Maybe The Villages Golf Cart Drill Team.
Actually it is the first day of establishing him as a real President. Like they did Reagan. Rename Washington National Airport and stuff like that to begin his mythology. The pageantry is an important part of it.
Of course there will be large, good natured crowds celebrating his demise, some singing ‘So Long Its Been Good to Know Ya” as the coffin passes.
He could die from a heart attack at anytime, like pretty much any man his age. Other than that I see nothing to suggest he is dying. Its as rediculous as expecting him to actually face consequences for all the horrible things he has done.
This BBC report suggests the bruising is from handshaking and aspirin.
Yeah, or perhaps just some other habitual use. Like fondling his nine-iron.
OK, thanks.
Have stigmata been ruled out?
Trump was an intelligent, well spoken person when he was 40. He’s always been a piece of shit, but he hasn’t always been senile.
Yes. My hopes for his death are that it’s very public, very obviously of natural causes, and happens soon. There will be conspiracy theories no matter what. But i will sleep better if they aren’t too attractive, and if most Republicans believe it was natural causes.
Me too. That starts on live TV. With tons of reporters and doctors present.
With his luck after all that he’ll turn into a sentient head a la Futurama’s Nixon.
Well, we’re all dying. But it does lift my spirits to see the title of this thread appearing again and again.
I disagree. He was certainly a lot smarter then than he is now, but most of what he said was empty bullshit then and he still had plenty of absurdly stupid ideas. Like that exercise is bad for you.
I don’t think he was ever above average in intelligence and has always been amazingly ignorant. He never had any intellectual curiosity and never worked for anything in his life.
As much as I would love for him to face justice and end his days in a supermax prison, that isn’t going to happen. I want him to leave this mortal world as quickly as possible. Maybe with a little humiliation first. Maybe have an initial stroke during a news conference wherein he sings and dances the “I’m a little teapot” song. Maybe get completely paralyzed and have to lie in bed and watch Melania make out with Rosie O’Donnell.
I’d be willing to bet that the Fox and OANN anchors have been watching tapes of North Korean news anchors wailing and gnashing their teeth announcing the deaths of past Kim dictators and practicing their own on air hysterical crying for when that happy day comes.
For me, the happiest days of my life have been my wedding day and the births of my children. When a moderator changes the last word of the title of this thread from “dying” to “DEAD!” that will rank right up there. I remember turning on the television the morning after he went to hospital with covid, hopeful that the happy news would be announced. I look forward to the real deal with even more joyous anticipation.
As much as I would love to piss and/or smear feces on his tombstone, that isn’t going to happen. I’m sure there will be security cameras over the grave and the local authorities would love to beat anyone doing so within an inch of his life. I’ll have to content myself with squealing with glee at the top of my lungs and doing the worm dance on my front lawn.
I’m not worried about Vance- the cult is non-transferable. I don’t think the MAGA crowd will gravitate to him as a natural successor.
People have been talking about how age and infirmity should soon take him out since his first term. But, no. He’s got the best medical care and a large support network to keep him propped up if need be.
(And if a Deus-ex-machina were in the cards I’d rather take a freak yatch incident resulting in Russ Vought and Stephen Miller becoming brunch for a pod of orcas. Take out the brains of the operation.)
Sure but in his 40s it was normal bullshit as you’d expect from a middling NYC developer.
A man goes up to a newsstand and buys a newspaper…
He glances at the front page, then turns aside and tosses the whole newspaper straight into the trash.
Next day, he turns up, and does the same thing. Buys it, glances at the front page, throws it in the trash.
Next day, same thing. The newsstand worker is increasingly puzzled, but doesn’t say anything.
But eventually, after a couple of weeks of this, he can’t take it. “I’m sorry, friend, but I must ask: Why do you buy the paper every day and then just look at the front page and throw it out?”
“Oh, I’m just checking for something.”
“OK, but what are you checking for?”
“I’m checking for a particular obituary.”
“But sir, you don’t even open the newspaper! The obituaries aren’t even on the front page!”
“Oh, believe me, the one I’m waiting for will be.”
There’s been a ton of blather on Twitter about Trump supposedly being on the verge of death based on selected photos and videos (and apparently false reports about him no longer playing golf), so it’s not surprising to see a Death Watch on the Dope.
Trump is an old guy, and while things increasingly don’t function as well as one ages and bits begin to fall off, that doesn’t mean that death is imminent. Regarding the hand bruising - whatever the cause, old people bruise more easily. It could be that as speculated he’s gotten some IVs in that hand, or alternately the bruising could’ve been caused by lots of hand-shaking and/or Cabinet members competing to see who can kiss his hand (or other body parts) most forcefully.
As for cognitive issues, given how weirdly obnoxious his rantings and ravings have been in the past, it’s impossible to assess from afar just what his mental status is, despite efforts from some docs who should know better.
Whatever decay is taking place, his medical caretakers, staff and MAGA leaders will be taking great pains to conceal it.
While it’s the desire of some here to have a painfully slow Trump decline, there’s no telling what an increasingly demented President with a history of illogically aggressive policies might do, especially with no responsible individuals daring to stop him.
I suspect the Administration horror show has quite a long time to continue unfolding.
I’m with you. I want him to stroke out, be paralyzed from the neck down but conscious and unable to speak and on a feeding tube. Tot and pears.