Trump is dying

So did Fanboy Flicks/Bad Movies with Mark

Whatever the cause, the man has become the equivalent of a toddler. (List taken from someone else).

- he’s back in diapers

- he’s needs to take naps or he gets cranky

- he’s up all night crying

- he’ll wander off if you’re not paying attention

- refuses to eat anything actually good for him

- and anything he sees, is his

  • If he doesn’t get immediate attention to his every whim, it’s a problem (see 'Diet Coke button).

That explains that smile he adopts (where the skin on his chin does that odd contortion) The “Mommy, I pooped my pants and you have to clean it up” smile.

Remember this gem from the last time he disgraced the White House?

Trump Has To Be Tricked Into Eating Veggies, Just Like a Toddler

If that one isn’t in the “real headlines that sound like Onion articles” thread, it should be.

I posted a meme that reads [syntax fixed]:

This message is for President Donald Trump:

You are almost 80 years old, sickly, weak, and your spirit is sagging more with each passing month.

You are going to die long before our resistance to you does.

And the day you die, there will be a global celebration the likes of which this planet [has not seen] since the end of WWII.

I want you to remember that… in the dark of the night when your demons come calling.

Tick Tock Donald… Your end awaits you.

But according to my Trump cultist friend, the meme is laughable. She perceives Mr. Potato Head as being in the best health he’s ever been in.

Hysterical really :laughing: cause Trump has never looked healthier to me, have you not noticed how slender and svelte he is now :astonished_face: that old man exhausts me. IYKYK :united_states: :trophy: :united_states:

So according to her, he’s not dying.

Great job covering up that bruise yesterday!

He’s in the losing weight stage, is he?

As my wife is an RN, my attention is often called to someone on TV when she says a person looks ‘gaunt’.

He hasn’t reached “gaunt”. And i thought he was taking glp-1 medications? Or did i just hallucinate that?

But yes, weight loss in the elderly is often a bad sign.

Maybe you were remembering stories that talked about Trump reaching a deal with manufacturers to lower the price of GLP-1 drugs. I can’t see any reputable source claiming that he’s taking them.

Well, he’s definitely lost weight over the last few years (although he seems to be gaining some back recently), so that I assumed he was on one of those drugs. And he wouldn’t specifically say it because it would make him look weak or imply he needed to lose weight. But he’s mentioned “the fat shot” a number of times this year, so it emphasized for me he’s taking (or has taken) it. Why else would he know what it is? He only knows about things that pertain to himself.

He could be taking it, I just don’t think it has ever definitively came out that he did. That was the (at least implied) question I was answering; whether or not it was reliably reported that he was, and as far as I can tell, it wasn’t.

Oh, yeah, just conjecture at this point.

They might bundle in the shot with one of his diaper changes.

How did he know it was a shot and not a pill? And we know he’s not losing weight with diet/exercise.

Well, there were claims that Melania changed his diet, which helped him lose 30 pounds.

MSN: Inside Melania Trump’s ‘balanced’ diet that helped Donald Trump lose 30 pounds as she keeps ‘a firm hand’

But I can’t imagine Trump ever listening to his wife about anything, especially denying him something he wants, or having any sort of self-discipline. So he’s either on the shot, or having health problems that are being hidden. I think either is plausible.

Pfffft on Melanie influencing his diet. Has he actually been seen eating lots of healthy food? And we all know what he thinks about exercise.

“Wow. $130,000 a work out seems like a lot, right?”