Trump is dying

Desperatly trying to cover their tracks.

With apologies to Pauline Kael et al,
‘No one I know voted for Nixon supported Trump or MAGA.’

Same.

Is that makeup covering the usual bruise on the back of his hand? I think so.

Undoubtedly.

If by makeup you mean “discount spackle from Home Depot.”

Only partially. If you zoom in, you can see there’s still some purplish cracked skin on the left side of the white splotch that hasn’t been covered.

You remember how Charlie Kirk went from semi-famous (outside the right-wing bubble) to martyred prophet, right? Really have to hope no one actually assassinates Trump (if/when he dies in office there will of course be CTs around it), or he’ll be on Mount Rushmore inside a year.

But we are out of paper!

Comrade Stalin said we do not need paper today.

You’d think his handlers would do a better job color matching his concealer.

I didn’t notice they were fingernails until I read this post.

This is kind of proof that Trump can’t see. We don’t need anymore proof that he has the worst taste in the world.

This, this right here, should be the cornerstone of all US grade and high school history and civics/social studies classes. Not to demonize anyone, just to teach the truth, the bad with the good.

(n.b. I hate the religious notion of original sin, but this as a metaphor is instantly understandable. And accurate, since the results of racism, even for recent white immigrants, are inescapable.)

He doesn’t really have handlers anymore; just enablers.

I posted the below over in the ICE shooting thread. If we are ready to lower the death penalty bar to those that commit misdemeanors or low level felonies, shouldn’t we first go after folks with many, many felonies. I hear some are out walking around with 34 felonies under their belt.

Depending on how you feel about the ‘monument,’ this might not be such a bad thing. That rock is not stable enough for another face, and I wonder how much the maintenance budget has suffered during this administration.

They’ll spend $100 to get some guy with a chisel to make a tiny, lifelike addition to the monument, off in the corner somewhere, and call it Mount Mushroom.

“What a shame, erosion has really worn away at this, huh?”

“I finished it an hour ago.”

Oooh, can we pick what facial expression they’ll use?

Luckily enough, it’s my understanding that the rock on Mt Rushmore will not permit the carving of additional faces. Something about internal cracking within the face of the mountain itself. Maybe they’ll just spray paint the existing faces orange.

Additional faces? Pfft…they’re going to re-carve the existing ones. It will be the 4 faces of Donald.