He looks like he’s about to declare, “Bread good!” and, “Fire bad!”
There is a web site that tracks when Trump goes golfing.
It now has this disclaimer on top:
Until further notice, golf days will not be updated unless a confirmed sighting of Trump on the golf course occurs. The Trump administration is actively narrrative crafting information to hide Trump’s declining health including his published schedule to discourage media questions.
Team Trump was doing this when I started the thread. It’s why I started the thread in the first place, because of the Weekend at Bernie’s shit they were pulling. There was a link posted a while back that speculates Trump had a stroke in September but I think it was actually in August when he all of a sudden became allergic to cameras for four days straight. But during that time he was “golfing”, meaning someone got him into a golf shirt and drove towards the golf course before somehow sneaking him off to Walter Reed. I feel like it wouldn’t be too hard to convert an SUV into a discreet ambulance.
Not even necessarily that. This is a perfect job for a body double. Any slouchy overweight senior guy with a hat pulled down low would pass for him at a distance.
Can you imagine the field day the press would’ve had if the slouchy overweight senior guy that they’re using as a body double had a heart attack and dropped dead on the golf course in view of a bunch of cameras.
Hey! Fuck you!
[Said to the dictator’s body double] Good news! The leader has survived the rocket attack! Bad news: He has lost a leg.
Tell me you’re a slouchy overweight senior guy without telling me you’re a slouchy overweight sensor guy.
Ha! He does look like he needs to be chased with pitchforks and torches.
He does need that, and he should have gotten it in 2015.
I would say it’s not too late, but I fear it is.
(whoosh? I think that was @abcdefghij’s joke)
At last, a part time job that I can still do while retired.
I mean, they would pay me, right?
In two weeks.
That’s some serious Mr Burns hump right there.
I know. I just said the punchline out loud (metaphorically).
I’ve seen the doctors on YouTube who say he’s had malignant narcissism (since at least 2016 (and signs of dementia.) How he considers the cognitive tests like IQ tests. How his gait sort of swings his right leg about with his feet up so he doesn’t trip, supposedly a sign of a stroke event or part of Dementia.
I don’t know when or if (Dr. patient confidentiality) any of the drawings on his cognitive tests will be released, yet if he was passing them, he’s allowed to show his clock drawing. Right now, I don’t think he can draw a circle. He has the best doctors who are closely following what I believe is dementia, and treating him with drugs beyond any known steroids. He very likely has congestive heart failure, too.
Much will be learned about how to treat these illnesses. I do not think it is long before they can no longer be covered-up, except with several-day visits to “golf” at Walter Reed. I hope that when whatever it is becomes a truly viable malady and is recorded by the press, he’s gone (one way or another) within a week.
While as likely to happen as a journalist at a press conference pushing back against one of his BS non-answers, I’d love to see someone say “Mr President, could you please draw a clock showing the time ten minutes past eleven?”.
Extremely likely answer: not while he is alive. The HIPAA law in the U.S. prevents healthcare providers from publicly disclosing any personal health information without the patient’s express approval, and you know that that ain’t happening.
The glowing, “impossibly healthy” details which get publicly released after his annual physicals are almost undoubtedly spun, if not outright fudged.
Has el donald ever not paid anybody?