“Oh, that was the floor buffer cord? Oops.”
You’ve got to plug in the vacuum cleaner somewhere!
Boy, what a trust test… but, she IS the spouse.
And we know it would devolve anyway into a battle royal between all the immediate family members if it came to that. He’d be the kind to NOT have signed an Advance Directive.
There’s a great Kids In The Hall sketch where a family member ‘accidentally’ trips over the plug and Dave Foley comes out of his coma and starts accusing the family member of trying to kill him. (If anyone remembers that sketch and can find a video of it, please post a link.)
I don’t have a link to that sketch, nor do I have a link to the John Belushi/Bill Murray sketch from SNL which sounds like the same exact thing, which I remember quite distinctly.
Dang, I would have sworn it was KITH. But you are correct. It was SNL Season 2, Episode 14. (I don’t have Instagram either, but you can still watch it.)
This is one of the reasons my wife and I moved. One of the guest rooms has an in suite bathroom. We are still with it, but see sails on the horizon, writing on the wall.
We did get electric bicycles and I’m having a hard time with balance on mine. It’s an odd creature. The balance it self is odd being top heavy as shit. And I’m fighting it. It’s strange because I used to be great on a dirt bike.
HANDWATCH ‘26; the discoloration is now taking up most of the back of his hand
Will there be a monkey scrambling like crazy to put the plug back in…?
That’s one of the earliest jokes I heard.
Given that he is so ‘Hitler-esque’ it seemed time appropriate.
Hm. The one I heard as a kid involved an elephant, and a monkey with a cork. No idea what the Hitler one is.
It’s 1940s… like Rump’s ideology. Don’t think too much about it. None of his people do.