Trump launches multi-state victory lap

The other thing is, like his Tweets, this does not suit the dignity of the office.

Trumps’ suit…Trumps’ suit…

Um, what? I really don’t get what you’re saying.

I reserve judgement until he invades Mexico.

…goose step, that is.

Can I take this opportunity to call you a foreskin stuffed with bullshit?

Don’t eat the clues…

Listen here, Flanagan, I just wanted to grab it by the pussy, ok?

I’m looking forward to the flag burnings and riotous demonstrations.

More of our tax dollars well spent. What a fucking assjacket.

I just wish they weren’t necessary. Oh, well, here we go again. Man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do…whacka do, whacka do…

Can he still pay for this with campaign funds?

Trump Foundation.

Please give generously, won’t you?

Don’t forget the cross burnings.

I haven’t. I’ll be posting a Vine soon. Subscribe to see.

I will match his donations.

I suspect he will figure out a way to use taxpayer money. Why should he spend [del]his own[/del] the Foundation’s money now? He’s the fucking P-word!

And yeah, the point of bringing this up at all is…um…shouldn’t he be spending all his time transitioning from private citizen to demigod? Hardly an appropriate use of time or money.

It sounds like he’s planning this tour so he can replinish his stores of narcissitic supply. His ego must be in serious withdrawal.

Sad!

You should charge Trump rent for living in your head. Are you making the trip?

I bet you have pictures of that orange, pouty-faced diaperload all over the walls of your headquarters.

“If it ain’t fixed, hit it harder.”

Meanwhile, while Trump is engorging himself on deep fried food and populst jingoism, Mike Pence and lieutenant Kellyanne Conway are using the distraction to align a crack team of far-right pundits and influentials into taking over the basic apparatus of government for their own nefarious ends. The trick is looking away from Trump to see where the action is actually going on. Reality in this country is now essentially a Bond movie as penned by David Mamet. We can only hope that the British see to it to send their top operative to the US to save us from ourselves. I just hope they haven’t already sent their best, because we’re probably fucked.

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