I can’t imagine that it would take much effort to concoct a convincing argument that Trump is the antichrist. Considering the appeal of fake news among his supporters, it seems you could slip a few rumors into the mix. “Some people are saying …”
It could be the left’s version of “Obama is a Muslim!”
Except that we will be kidding, for the most part. Big fan of my favorite Jew, but the lurid hallucinations of John of Patmos are sanctified batshit.
And possession of “The Art of the Deal” is required by all people at all times?
We’re having a discussion on another board about his ties. Has anyone else noticed that they literally hang down to his (for want of a better word) crotch? We are wondering if it’s a way to distract us from the undeniable fact that he is significantly overweight.
You got to admit, anything that distracts the man from trying to govern, is probably a good thing.
Trump doesn’t tie his own neckties. Trump has PEOPLE for that.
Which means he’s incapable of hiring a valet who knows how to tie a tie properly. And right now, he’s out shopping for our next Secretary of State.
Too bad Jeeves isn’t available. He would be a Great Secretary of State, and keep The Donald looking spiffy, too.
Where IS Jeeves now that we need him so badly?
He could have staved off the insult to China over Taiwan, gotten rid of the white dinner jacket, and made Trump throw away the banjolele all in one day.
Jeeves only had to deal with a genial doofus. Trump would shatter his nerves in a weekend.
In a contest of *anything *between Trump and Jeeves, my money is on Jeeves.
Beating him wouldn’t be hard, but how do you take care of him?
True. That would be the challenge. Jeeves would have to play into DT’s narcissism. It would take a lot of manipulation, but I think Jeeves would be up to it.
Didn’t Trump say he was going to be everyone president and then said he only traveling to states he won in . Yeah my brother in law is Black and my daughter is too and I know a Black guy , all 3 people aren’t feeling any love from Trump . I bet none of my Black friends would had embrace Trump , I am kind of jealous b/c they’re dead and don’t have to look at that disgusting orange face !
And, everyone in the country will be required to subscribe to his Tweeter feed.
So he can tell us how it really is. NYT and Washington Post are so unfair. SNL sad.
I’ll tie it for him. I got the 13 loop thing down cold 
You are one morbid sumbitch. Come over and sit here with the rest of us.
Why make people subscribe to Twitter when he can just send mandatory alerts to all of our cellphones.
I heard the low attendance (half full. Maybe half empty?) at his stop in Cincy was a liberal conspiracy.
But Trump’s ego needs to brag about how many followers he has.
And what are “we” going to do about it Mr. I Can’t Even Leave My Moms Basement to Buy My Own Cheese?