Truth in Advertising - Bumper Sticker edition

A car cut in front of on the interstate this morning, without any indicator light or sufficient space between me and the car in front of me to accommodate him. Nothing new here. But I noted with amusement as I slammed on my brakes that the car bore a bumper sticker with a single word printed on it - “Douche”. I could only nod and say to myself “Why yes, you are.”

Anyone else have any truth in advertising, bumper sticker edition, experiences to add?