YOu hang out with the stupidest shitrolled idiot dognut lickers I have ever met because they hang out with your hippy TOADLUMP ass. These people are delinquents, children, delinquent children and sspacey fucks who got hit in the head by a surfboard too many times and are suffering the brain damaging effects of DARE I SAY IT?? BEING FUCKING SENSELESS, DIRECTIONLESS TURDS who have nothing better to do than “roll” with their entourages of gaping faketan polesmoke fakesurfrealhookers in high school with five varieties of festering ghonorrea. I WILL TAKE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM AND GRIND THEM INTO THE JAGGED LAVAROCK OF MY LOATHING. I WILL GOUGE OUT THEIR EYES WITH A 1970’s LETTER OPENER AND MAKE THEIR MASACARA RUN BECAUSE THEY ARE SHITTY SHITTY GIRL WHORES AND SHITTY SHITTY MAN WHORES. I DON’T LIKE THEM.
In fact, . . .
I HATE YOUR FRIENDS BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING STUPID AND I HOPE TO STOMP ON THEM UNTIL THEIR INTERNAL ORGANS RUPTURE AND OOZE OUT THEIR COW FUCKED RECTUMS.
I find that turkey shit mole dumplings with rice are usually best fried. You get such a contrast of textures and flavours - the crunchy outside, the sweet turkey, the chewy mole and the creamy, pungent shit.
I actually prefer these short bursts of insanity to the long, convoluted rants which concentrate on trying to think up never-been-used-before terms combining profanity with random nouns. Those always look like someone’s spent six hours writing (and spell-checking - rage always needs a spellchecker) it and five hours 40 minutes of the time trying to fake the anger.
