Twenty degrees and the hockey game's on

Nobody cares they are way too far gone…

Something (well, you wanted me to say something… i’m too lazy to be witty tonight)

hey chiquey - when ya gonna start a thread that doesn’t suck?!

here’s a charity BUMP :slight_smile:


I’m such a loser.

::walks off humming::

This morning / I shot six holes in my freezer / I think I got cabin fever / I gotta go where it’s warm…


My chique is NOT a loser!

No way, no how.


Boat drinks!

I just had a cheesburger at Hooters which is as close as I’m gonna get to paradise, if that counts. :slight_smile:

Singin’ Boat Drinks,
Waitress, we need two more Boat Drinks
Visitors scored on the home rink
Everything seems to be wro-on-on-ong!
::raises drink with little umbrella in it to chique::

Thanks, chique, I needed that. :slight_smile:

But does Jimmy get tossed out of hockey games? He gets run from basketball…

Daddy shucked that sugar cane,
One day he fell dead.
Jesus had a wanderin’ feelin’
Swimmin around in his head.
Sailin’ on a midnight boat,
There were no questions asked,
Water’s so green and the air was so clean
That he stuck right to his task, Havana daydreamin’,
Oh he’s just schemin’, his life away

But where is Joe Merchant?

::If we weren’t all crazy we would go insane::

Fruit cakes in the kitchen,
Fruit cakes in the street.
Struttin’ naked through the cross walk,
in the middle ofthe week.