Well, eggnog flavoring in Totowa, New Jersey. Story here
It’s a little early in the morning for a good “meth cooking” joke, but I assure you I’m trying.
Just another effort to make New Jersey not smell like…New Jersey.
Pass me the nutmeg (and the brandy) please!
Reminds me of Lenny and Squiggy: “How do you get pudding off the ceiling?”
This is what happens when Hallmark starts those “Christmas in August” marathons:
“Hey Joe, will these boilers even work in 90 degree heat?”
“I dunno; we usually don’t even fire them up til after Halloween. Lets try it… whats the worst thing that could happen?” :smack:
I’m just glad the Passaic River didn’t ignite like a fuse and end up blasting the entire city of Paterson on top of the Bronx…
(Of Course it could happen! It was right next to “Little Falls”…)
You say that like getting rid of (a part of) Joisey is a bad thing.
Did anyone bump their noggins?
Yes, but its getting rid of the Bronx that puts it over the top.
When eggnog is outlawed, only outlaws will have eggnog.
This is your brain. This is your brain on eggnog.
The best pancakes I ever ate were made with eggnog. And bisquick and maybe some other stuff.
Did you use egg nog in place of regular milk? I make egg nog with eggs, milk, sugar, and nutmeg. (FWIW, I am a teetotaler.)
it was egg nog flavor, not egg nog.
Tragically another delay in Egg Nog flavored Doritos.
Have you had the egg nog flavored taffy from Sweet Candy Co.? It takes two or three to get the flavor in your head, then stand back, 3 lb. bag gone in 2 hours. Look for the boxed version on WalMart shelves come Xmastime, you won’t be disappointed.