Tygr was writing a thread about how pathetic he is when he accidentally deleted his entire post BECAUSE HE CAN’T TYPE WORTH SH#T and proved to himself how pathetic he is.
DON’T BOTHER READING ANY MORE OF THIS THREAD! IT’S JUST A GODDAMMED PITY-PARTY! Go away and for God’s sake PLEASE don’t post replies containing little {{{HUGS!}}}[sub]Make me vomit…[/sub]
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[li]Tygr has no good reason to feel this way.[/li][li]Tygr does anyway.[/li][li]Tygr doesn’t dive a dam’ about whether Opal likes his list.[/li][li]Tygr is deliberately being rude to a really nice SDMB regular who’s never had a reason to acknowledge his existence and now never will.[/li][li]Tygr HATES feeling this way so he’s telling the whole world so they’ll think he’s really pathetic and then Tygr will have a good reason to feel sorry for himself.[/li][li]Mrs. Tygr gets mad at Tygr when he feels this way because when Tygr first met the-future-Mrs-Tygr he felt like this a LOT but she stayed with Tygr anyway and loved him and cared for him until he stopped feeling this way and realized how perfect Mrs. Tygr is and he asked Mrs. Tygr to stay with him forever.[/li][li][sub]Tygr is crying now which REALLY PISSES HIM OFF because he’s at work and if he doesn’t get his sh@t together soon one of his co-workers is going to come by and ask him what’s wrong and WHY-CAN’T-TYGR-LEAVE-THIS-PERSONAL-CRAP-AT-HOME?[/sub][/li][li]Tygr is fully aware he doesn’t deserve Mrs. Tygr.[/li][li]Tygr knows this is a fact because he’s written posts saying really nice things to the ladies on the SDMB BUT HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO SAY THOSE THINGS TO MRS. TYGR…[/li][li]Tygr knows that now none of the ladies on the SDMB are going to want to read his posts which say really nice things to them because he’s very effectively shown how pathetic he is.[/li][li]Tygr is feeling this way even though it’s Christmastime and everyone is supposed to be happy.[/li]<Linus>Maybe Lucy is right: Of all the [Tygr]s
in the world, you’re the [Tygr]-iest.</Linus>
[li]Tygr is supposed to be happy because he is buying his first house.[/li][li]Tygr knows that nobody really cares.[/li][li]Tygr is a straight, white, Christian, conservative, Republican male.[/li][li]Tygr knows that nobody likes straight, white, Christian, conservative, Republican males.[/li][li]Tygr wonders if Ike will come in here and kick Tygr in the ass and tell Tygr to get over himself again.[/li][li]Tygr won’t get over himself because feeling sorry for himself is the only thing Tygr does good.[/li][li]Tygr is very aware that Father-Tygr lives his life feeling this way and is now divorced from Mama-Tygr, widowed from the 2nd Mrs. Father-Tygr, working a menial job earning just above minimum even though he’s got a Bachelor’s degree in Physics and a Master’s degree in Business.[/li][li]Tygr often wonders if history will repeat itself because the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.[/li][li]Tygr is listening to “And so this is Christmas” on the radio.[/li][li]Tygr hates John Lennon.[/li][li]Tygr is realizing that by posting this thread he’s certain to get the people of the MPSIMS to dislike him. And yet he’s doing it anyway.[/li][li]Tygr wonders if one of the moderators is going to send his self-pitying thread to the PIT in order for it to be flamed into oblivion like it so richly deserves.[/li][/ul]
Tygr has now spent two hours wallowing in self-loathing just to be able to post a self-pity thread. He is oh-so-proud of himself.
Tygr tells those who read here and want to add their own bitterness to go start your own self-pity thread.
Tygr begins to sing Pink Floyd songs to himself to keep the mood going:
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you’re older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death.
