Typing with My Mouth Full

I just opened a box of Triscuits with Rosemary and Olive Oil. Mmmmmmm. Bliss.

There’s only 4 grams of total fat (O trans fat) per serving, but at this point, I’m doubtful that I’ll be able to stop at one serving. Wonder how that translates if I eat the entire box? They don’t even need cheese or anything…
<crunch> <crunch> <crunch>

Don’t we have a bliss smilie?

Have you had these? mmmmmmmmmmmm

Or how about these, instead? :smack:

Mm…

I bought some crackers at Costco that were olive oil & rosemary, but they weren’t Triscuits.

What they were was dee-lic-ious, and went just fine with some sharp cheddar cheese and a bottle of wine.

Mm…

Why is that bag of potato chips $36.50?

$36.50 for a case of 12.

Oh, that’s all I’d need-- a CASE of potato chips.

Well, I’d take a case of these any day of the week. Sure, I’d need a quaduple bypass by the end of it, but still…mmmmm

Be glad you’re not using voice recognition software: