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WB: Gotcha ya!
Uekte: Fucko off!
[sub]Ha! I kill me![/sub]
Aw! What’s the matter hun? Did an old guy run over your dog?
How long is school out for summer?
Remember, folks, school is out. Drive carefully.
“Fucko off!” I like it - reminds me of “gotcha ya!”
Esprix
(Curse you, Jodi!)
Esprix
Priceless.
{taunting playground voice}Esprix is a copycat! Esprix is a copycat! {/taunting playground voice}
As for the OP and subsequent discussion - whatever.
You kill me too. This is hilarious. 
I love this line. Allow me to respond with a quote from Grandpa Simpson: I used to be with it, but then they changed what “it” was. Now, what I’m with isn’t it, and what’s “it” seems weird and scary to me.
That will be you someday, and some young, stupid punk (much like yourself) will be calling for your head. Get a couple of years under you belt, kid, and all those old farts will suddenly get a whole lot smarter.
I take it Uetke is going to die at age 55 in a flaming motorcycle accident just to keep from getting old. Since he only talks about how senior citizens are a menace to society, (especially those evil grannies in the motorized wheelchairs) I think a ban may be coming up very soon.
As sung by Uekte to the tune of the Lone Ranger:
I’m a prick, I’m a prick, I’m a big fat prick.
I’m a prick, I’m a prick, I’m a stupid prick.
I’m a prick, I’m a prick, I’m am asshole prick,
IIIIII’m just a big fat prick.
Stupid-stupid-Stupid-stupid-Stupid-stupid-I am so dumb.
Stupid-stupid-Stupid-stupid-Stupid-STOOOOPID!
I’m a prick, I’m a prick, I’m a big fat prick.
I’m a prick, I’m a prick, I’m a stupid prick.
I’m a prick, I’m a prick, I’m an asshole…
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Well, you folks get the idea.
Uetke, may I suggest that you grow up?
Band Name!
Sooooo…when you make sweeping and wholly inaccurate generalizations about the elderly, you’re doing your part in fighting ignorance how, exactly?
I could go off here about the amazing elderly neighbors I have here, but you seem to prefer to wear your little tinfoil hat and rant about how persecuted you are by your elder generation, so I’ll just throw in my own “You’re a complete asshat” and leave it at that.
>>Yawn<< You ever notice that when some shitbag gets caught being a shitbag, he blames it on the “mob mentality” at the SDMB. Isn’t it more likely that, if a bunch of people of average or above-average intelligence all managed to independently come to the same conclusion, that the shitbag’s opinion really is a stupid one?
OMG, Jodi, I posted before I saw your comment. Oh god oh god, I’m gonna wet my pants. Jesus, that was funny.
Except that your all stoopid, too.
I’m not a kid - I’m 23, so stop with the puberty and kid comments. SHOCKING!!! How can someone other than a teenager think they way he does? Let’s all gang up and make some more fun of him! You are all so pathetic, it saddens me.
You want to know what my problem is with them? Fine, assholes, listen up.
When I was growing up, there was a crazy old bastard living next door to us. Whenever we tried to get into his yard to retrieve a ball, he’d yell, curse, and demand to speak to our parents for trampling his grass. He’d put logs in his leaf piles so that when the teenagers down the street tried to drive through his leaves, they’d fuck up their cars. Whenever anyone tried to have a party, he’d call the police immediately. From what I hear from my parents, his family didn’t want anything to do with him, so they never came to visit. This man wrecked his 1970 Impala into a neighbor’s car, and didn’t say a word. The neighbor called the cops and they were able to prove it was his fault, which turned him into an even bigger asshole. We lived in a small town, with not very many police/fire resources. When I was in the 6th grade, he called the ambulance and DEMANDED that they come over and deal with his swollen finger or whatever, while at the same time my sister broke her arm and was sitting there, waiting for the ambulance that he had tied up with his bullshit. When I told him about that a few days later, he laughed his ass off - LAUGHED in my face when I told him about my sister. Then he started getting taken for scams, and continually tied up the police when they could have been helping other people. Once he was unable to take care of himself, he refused to be taken away and the police had to come again and forcibly remove him from the house.
Fast forward to the present. On my street, EVERY SINGLE NEIGHBOR is exactly the same way. Logs in the woodpile, calling the cops if our music is too loud, pounding on our door if a friend’s car is in front of their house, legally, opening their doors every time we’re having a conversation with our friends at night as they’re getting ready to leave and telling us to be quiet. Once about a year ago, a drunk had given everyone, including us, lawn jobs. One neighbor stepped forward and SWORE it was us. It wasn’t. Another old bat, just like the neighbor that lived next to us growing up, backed up directly into my friend’s car, I saw her do it b/c I was mowing the lawn, she got out, looked at the damage, then got back in her car and she just drove off. When we confronted her later, she denied it. When we called the police and showed them the damage to her car, she claimed we deliberately damaged her car to make it look like she had done it. The police sided with us, and one day later someone from Housing Authority showed up because “a neighbor” had reported that there was a Fraternity House living at our address. Three people lived there, nevermind that none of us were still in college. We installed a basketball goal, shot baskets for about five minutes before THREE neighbors came over and told us we were making too much noise. We cannot move, my roommate owns the house. When he was thinking about selling, his agent made a comment about how badly the property values were on that street due to our neighbors and the horrible condition of their homes. IOW, no one in their right mind would move there. So, I’m trapped living next to these crazy old fuckers, who behave just like the crazy old fucker I had to deal with the whole time I was growing up. My quality of life is so goddamn shitty that I DREAD coming home from work every day, because there will be some new issue. The latest? The police showed up at our door because “we” had a dog that was barking constantly. Except that we don’t have a dog. Unidentified asshole neighbor just ASSUMED it was some dog at our house.
So when I suggest that old people are causing problems in this country, I KNOW what I’m talking about. Are they all the same? YES, they are. All of them. Every single goddamn waste of life over 60 years old is exactly the same, and nothing you say or do is going to make me believe otherwise. They exist solely to make trouble for young people, so that they may validate their pathetic existences. The more miserable they make my life, whether I’m a gradeschooler or someone in his twenties, the happier they become.
Now, kindly FUCK OFF, all of you. I’m sure you’ll all think I’ve made this up, or whatever. I haven’t, but I don’t really care if you believe me or not. All I care about is improving the quality of my life by getting rid of these old assholes. If I can maybe make some people see with my posts that old people living by themselves cause problems, great. If not, I don’t give a fuck, but I’m sure as hell not going to shut up, or put up. Time for me to go home now, and see what lovely crisis has cropped up for me thanks to my old senile fucking bastard neighbors.
Juvenile is as juvenile does, Sparky.
Or, if that’s too difficult: If it waddles and quacks, it might as well be a duck.
Quit your one-handed typing, kiddo, and go fuck around on another board, hmm?
So let’s see:
You play your music loud.
You “stunt” trying to drive your car through neighbour’s neatly raked leaves.
You trespass on other people’s property.
ALL of your neighbours think you’re a rotten little prick.
Yes, clearly the problem here is with old people. :rolleyes:
He laughed in your face? Well, that explains it.
Actually, I think you are a pretty good troll, in the future you might throw some sex abuse in there, just to really get 'em worked up into a lather and add to your Jerry Springerness/side-show appeal. As an aside, I think you should try not to talk about how the police came and forcibly took an elderly man away from the house next door to where you lived when at the same time you claim to not know that such a thing is possible in your GQ thread. It undermines your credibility.
Oh, and please, please don’t “shut up or put up” just carry on with what you are doing, you are doing so well.