- Then move.
- Unless you can bring yourself to clarify your statements and position, you don’t know whether we would understand or not. So your posts come off as rabid, psychopathic rantings. And you wonder why we react the way we do?
He laughed in your face? Well, that explains it.
Actually, I think you are a pretty good troll, in the future you might throw some sex abuse in there, just to really get 'em worked up into a lather and add to your Jerry Springerness/side-show appeal. As an aside, I think you should try not to talk about how the police came and forcibly took an elderly man away from the house next door to where you grew up when you claim to not know that such a thing is possible in your GQ thread. It undermines your credibility.
Oh, and please, please don’t “shut up or put up” just carry on with what you are doing.
When I was 23, I knew fuck all about the world. And I’m 32, so you may not classify me as an old person. I also happen to know 23 year-olds that I do not consider kids. You, I certainly consider a kid.
I can see that your neighbors are causing problems - yes, I believe that they sound legitimately jerk-like. I think that’s a shame that you have had some bad experiences with a select few group of people. Based on what I’ve read, I see nothing that leads me to believe that their age has anything to do with it. Lemme let you in on a little secret - if you’re an asshole at 23, you’re probably gonna be an asshole at 73. So, guess what - the old man that laughed at you is an example of how YOU will turn out, unless you can get past this chip on your shoulder and get on with your life.
But, you seem resolved to carry on with your crusade. Go for it, King.
My music is not too loud - I make a point of barely turning it up at all. I never drove through leaf piles, some older teenagers that lived up the street did when I was a kid. I “trespassed”? I was a kid going to get my ball. Did you read my post at all, you dumb bitch?
Not the same thing. The family was outside, there were a bunch of people around, and they carried him out in his chair. The fact that I remember that is what prompted me to ask how you could go about doing it in the first place. Like I said, I really don’t care if you believe me or not. What good would it do to “work people up into a lather”? What are you talking about? Don’t read the thread if you think I’m a troll. You’re a fucking idiot.
I can’t afford to move, if I could, I would. And I already clarified my statement, I guess you didn’t bother to read before you posted - must have been in too much of a hurry to pile on. Fuck off.
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Logs…on the woodpile??? Da noive!!
Then stop acting like a prepubescent.
Trespassing. Illegal.
Trespassing, again. Malicious mischief. Illegal.
Disturbing the peace. Illegal.
Hearsay. Not admissible in a court of law. (Besides, you’re obviously not going to visit your parents, are you?)
If true, then that’s one mark against him vs. three marks against you and your friends.
:rolleyes: You just stated that you don’t know what his medical emergency was. Emergency personnel perform triage on the phone so that they can dispatch help appropriately.
I grew up on an isolated farm thirty miles of mountainous roads away from the nearest doctor or hospital, and no 911 service. My father drove a cold-chisel into his hand, part of which broke off into his bloodstream, tied a handkerchief around it, and kept on working. Poor pitiful you.
I’ve had broken bones myself, and NEWSFLASH! you don’t die from them.
When you continue to act like the little asshole you were growing up.
You don’t own the house, so why can’t you move? Or are you grafted at the hip to your roommate?
Including the 60-year-old man, nearly impoverished, who took in three orphans under the age of five, and managed to feed, clothe and educate them. Who insisted that they learn to speak a language he never could, so that they could make something of themselves. Who fed everybody and anybody who came to his house and asked, no matter how little he himself had.
You really make me wonder what kind of relationship you have with your grandparents, what kind of relationship your parents have with them, and what kind of relationship you have with your parents.
I’m amazed you have a job, frankly; I wouldn’t employ such a waste of skin as you.
A man was standing near the outskirts of town when another man walked up to him. “I’ve just moved here,” he said, “what are the people in this town like?” The first man asked “what were the people in your old town like?” “Oh, they were really nice,” the man answered, “I got along really well with everyone.” “Well,” the local man replied, “you’ll find the people here are just like where you came from.”
A little later, another man approached, and said “I’ve just moved here, what are the people in this town like?” The local man asked “what were the people in your old town like?” “I was surrounded by a bunch of old people RUINING my life,” he said, “every single neighbor was the exact same way. All I care about is improving the quality of my life by getting away from these old assholes.”
“Well,” the local man replied, you’ll find the people here are just like where you came from."
Dumb bitch? DUMB BITCH?!? The best you can come up with is Dumb bitch?
Ya know what? Buy yourself a fucking thesaurus you obnoxious goat-diddling cunt whisker. With many thanks to jarbabyj
Uekte, griping about someone who puts logs in their leaf piles to prevent kids from driving through them, is similar to complaining about the neighbor who filled his mailbox with cement and caused your baseball bat to shatter into tiny fragments.
Did some nasty old person put a crimp in your career as a vandal?
And FYI, if your partying results in your music or conversation penetrating your neighbors’ homes, it’s TOO DAMN LOUD. It doesn’t matter if you’re 23 years old and full of the Juices of Life, and your neighbors are withered old prunes.
And speaking of age, the other posters weren’t necessarily talking about your chronological age, but your maturity level.
Perhaps you would be happier in a Third World country where living standards are so low that most people never even reach the age of 60. And the rents are probably cheaper.
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Still trespassing. Why couldn’t you have simply asked the property owner if you could retrieve your ball?
I thought you said his family never visited him. Surely they must have, or they never would have known that he was incapable of walking. Someone who is ill enough to be immobile needs care–he wasn’t simply carted away because you didn’t like him.
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You didn’t say that you couldn’t afford to move, you said that your roommate couldn’t sell his house, with the implication that he wants more for it than what it’s worth–and frankly, I think the activities of you and your friends is what’s driving down the property values. So, which is it–you can’t move because you can’t afford to, or you won’t move because you don’t want to leave your roommate?
Also, the server bogged, as it is wont to do, so I didn’t see your clarification.
Damn Uekte, But i’m only 31, and ya know what? I think i’d be acting the same way in some of the things these “old people” do.
And if you were driving through MY Yard, to fuck up my leaves, you would find something a hell of a lot more damaging than a log.
From what you have wrote, you sound like a immature, whiny-assed fucknut, who has no regard or respect for anyone elses property or feelings.
So excuse me if I don’t side with your prepubescent temper tantrum.
Um, well, see that is where I lost you. If your GQ had been, “Once the police came and took away my senile neighbor… how do I get that started again” or some such then I would believe you. But that isn’t what you asked. Nor did you mention at any point in the other thread that you had ever seen someone taken into custody in this manner. It seems to me that such experience would have been relevant in your short-lived GQ, and since you failed to mention it, I think you are lying. In point of fact you seemed to be surprised and delighted to learn that the police had this power at all, again this is confusing to me now that you claim to have seen this very power exercised in person. Troll on.
Just to be fair, I think it would be illegal to leave logs in a leaf pile for the purpose of damaging the car of a trespasser. While one is not required to make things safer for trespassers, one is not allowed to purposely endanger them, and presumably their property as well.
Also, I’m pretty sure that any throwing of a party does not count as disturbing the peace.
Not to take uetke’s side or anything, but really the stuff he said about his neighbors does sound like they were jerks. I doubt that you can get people locked up for being jerks though. I’m also a bit skeptical about the truth of these events, but that’s beside the point.
With all this guy’s said, I think it’s kind of silly to take him to task for getting his ball back from his neighbor’s lawn when he was a kid.
Maybe so, waterj2. Doesn’t make him any less of an idiot. When I read the GQ thread, I could just see this whiny little troglydite pushing his chair away from his computer and rubbing his hands together. “I am soooo gonna get that old guy who looked at me funny! OMG I’m gonna have him HAULED AWAY HAHAHAHAHAA that’ll learn him to do stupid shit like defend his property.”
Jesus fuckhole, boy. Act your age, not your IQ.
Could you speak up a little, sonny? My hearing ain’t so good anymore.
And I don’t think I like the sound of these boncentration bamps for old people you’re talkin’ about.
Even the late Mother Teresa isn’t good enough for Uekte.
Depends on the area. Where I grew up, as long as your property is posted, you can shoot trespassers.
If the party-throwing makes enough noise or involves other nuisance activities, then in most jurisdictions it would be considered disturbing the peace.
Ah, but that’s the danger one incurs when one starts throwing stones whilst living in glass houses. I repeat: why didn’t he ask his neighbor if he could retrieve his ball? Is that hard?
No, I don’t think his neighbors sound like jerks. Imagine you’re a homeowner and the guys next door drive through your yard, throw loud parties, and make so much noise in general that you can hear them inside your home. Imagine that you’re not as spry as you once were and that these neighbors of yours are clearly not concerned with your feelings or rights. Would you approach them yourself, or call the police? Would you be Uetke, or would you be one of the neighbors?
Well, she’s dead; so that’s something.
Gather 'round the young ‘uns, ma! We done got us a good ol’ fashioned BBQ Pit meltdown! Yeeeee-haw!