Ugly product logos/mascots

Googling, that wasn’t their logo, but the artwork on a Christmas card. I can see that a Christmas card didn’t get as much scrutiny as a new corporate logo would have.

This article has some great ones. A few have already been discussed.

The 15 Worst Corporate Logo Fails - Business Insider

DO NOT take candy from that van!

The current Pepsi Globe logo has been around since 2008 with only a minor tweak since then, and I still really dislike it. It just looks… wrong.

The Panda Express two talking pandas mascots were the worst mascots I ever saw on television. They try way WAY too hard for humor and end up being incredibly childish. I would see these ads air during primetime TV and they looked like they’d be more suited on Nickelodeon in the early morning.

In Switzerland I came across a train station with a large “FART” sign posted, which I assumed was an acronym. Not sure how to post it here, so if you want to see it, do a Google image search on “Locarno Switzerland fart sign”, and it’ll pop up.

It looks like it’s burping.

The symbol for Daewoo looked like a jockstrap.

https://www.google.com/search?q=daewoo+symbol&safe=active&rlz=1C1GCEU_en&sxsrf=ALeKk02rcULxGu-lj94TEBe6aNDpq7meUQ:1589910948368&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiA47Tqv8DpAhVFRa0KHYj2COMQ_AUoAXoECBMQAw&biw=1280&bih=881

In a similar vein, I always thought the Electrolux logo looked like a lying-down butt wearing a g-string:
https://www.google.com/search?q=electrolux+logo&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj3qsbLxcDpAhVTG80KHRk4CvsQ_AUoAXoECA8QAw&biw=1864&bih=1052

Awww. Pandas!!

The symbol for Dodge Ram looks like fallopian tubes.

Yes! I’ve always thought so.

Shriners Hospitals for Children.
I appreciate your charity work. But, old-white-guy-with-a-fez, you’re coming off a teensy bit pedo.

Gritty, the mascot for the Philadelphia Flyers is bizarre and disconcerting

https://www.google.com/search?q=gritty+mascot&prmd=inv&sxsrf=ALeKk01TtlTnj3xTiKcnvB2aOJLWJ-_Buw:1590041710572&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiilNj6psTpAhXNVc0KHVCWBnAQ_AUoAXoECBYQAQ&biw=424&bih=744

It was the National Safe Place logo from 1983 through 2012, so no, not used by the TSA.

I rather liked the 2014 World Cup facepalm.

Not to mention The Chicago Bulls upside-down robot preacher

The new Toucan Sam design is not an improvement:

The Amazon logo obviously looks like a happy dick yet no one ever complains.

This has to be the most phallic logo ever created. I mean, they aren’t even trying to be subtle.

Peyronie’s disease

Suuuuure it is

My brother lives in Philly, and from what I understand, people there absolutely love him. He fits in nicely next to the Phanatic.