I’m pretty sure the Aussies and us will be having a party…with lots of dark beer and BBQ. I know there’ll be enough booze and food and women for all…so the Irish are gonna have good time for sure…we’ll be singin’ afore ya know it.
How ‘bout it Scotsmen… will ya have a snort wit’ me. I got some good scotch whiskey in the back o’ me truck? What’ll ya have to eat? There’s some livers minced in that sheep I got roastin on the spit…I mixed it with mushrooms, onions and garlic…and then stuffed some bread crumbs in his arse to keep it from falling out while it’s roastin.
Come lads…let’s have a pint while we wait on them damned English to get here. They’ll be tellin us how we gotta bow down and kiss their pompous arses.
Hey guys, my last name is Galloway what’dya expect?
Okay, seriously no bullshit…I’m in the kitchen a minute ago pouring me a whiskey and listening to a song trying to figure out who it is doing the tune.
Rising of the Moon does it sound familiar to anyone?
Uh, owlstretchingtime, you do realize that the livestock is ONLY for barbecuing, don’t you? I’ve heard that, in Texas, it’s okay to love your animals; just don’t loooooooove your animals.
Let them UK-ers try to come to Colorado. All we have to do is post the triple-point of water. Once they realize you can’t get water hot enough to brew a decent tea over 9000 feet, they’ll run back home to mommy… excuse me, mummy.
Yeah I know I know the difference. I’ve climbed them rocks from the Sierras down in Old Mexico to up the old Mosquito Pass in Colorado. I went up a glacier one August a few years back. The mountains here are still good enough to get lost in and make for some good potshots.
So wolfie… you gonna come join the fun or what? Most of the folks I know from Colorado like a good shoot’em up as much as anyone. Matter of fact when I was there you could wear a sidearm without having to conceal it.
Kinda like…here it is, you want some of it?
If you do decide to show up bring a few kegs of that Rocky Mountain Spring water for them that don’t like dark beer.
Look folks, just give up. t-keela has singlehandedly held y’all off for 128 posts, and while y’all were busy with him, the Muleshoe junior varsity football team stacked all those smart police cars one on top of another up on the roof of Buckingham Palace.** You’re already beat and the war hasn’t even begun!
*No, what I meant to say was take Waco. We don’t want it, and wouldn’t even is David Koresh and shrub didn’t live around there. Besides, watching the Southern Baptists have their convention (and discuss things like which sex positions are ok for Christians) is a lot of fun!
dammit cornflakes…it’s about time some backup got here.
Where the hell you been Bubba?
I see they finally let you out. I told ya that girl was too young fer ya. -heh- you said it’d be okay since y’all was cousins.
Did you bring any of that hootch Uncle Joe used to make out back o’ the woodshed.
Hell gimme a snort.
and BTW
Reckon you can keep an eye on these folks while I go out to the one-holer? I’ve been here awhile. :eek:
Waco…ain’t that where we had that bigass BBQ awhile back?
I told you, I was watching the Muleshoe JV stack up police cars! I took pictures, but they didn’t come out. Sorry about that… but we found a good place for Bonfire, where not even the A&M regents would complain about it!
You know, the British have some good commandos, but I think they just want to do that Rat Patrol stuff. Sooner or later, they’d find the Monahans sandhills and just jump dunes until the end of the war.
Texas Militia officer squeels into town to mobilize citizens for an impending British invasion:
“OK folks, you are now soldiers and I will issue you your M-16’s and show you how to use them”
crowd looks puzzled and starts to rumble.
“I already got one” … “I got one too” … “I have a couple extra in my trunk if anybody needs one”
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“I got some surface to air missles that I use for duck hunting. Can I brang them along?”.
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“My grandma’s got a jar armour of piercers next to her bed. I’ll get those”.
“In war news, the Canadian Army was repulsed in their fourth attempt to enter the city of Plattsburg. The well-entrenched defenders, police reinforced by elements of the Clinton County Sheriff’s Department, school district crossing guards and Boy Scout Troop 609, declined assistance from the New York National Guard. ‘When we need your help we’ll ask for it.’ said a Police Department spokesman.”
The whole side arm thing has kinda gone a bit by the boards, since we all figered out that anybody carryin’ is pretty cool, and a holstered peashooter ain’t gonna do naught but piss of a grizzly so if it won’t put a hole clean though a cement shithouse it ain’t worth it. But if you’uns and the Aussie’s and the Kiwi’s and the limey’s are gonna get together for a party, then I reckon we could aim thataway. Hell, a few barrels a water’ll be easy enough. an’can throw in a coupla buffla steaks too, that’s quite a good grillin, if I do say so.
Oh you tea swillers are in for it now…I got me some hep. Wolfie ya reckon you can handle them foothills over yonder.
Bubba…you sound like you know somethin ‘bout that hill country out there. Hide you some folks out there in them sand dunes and some of them caves. I’ll see what I can gather some o’ these ol river rats and defend this big damn thicket on the East side. I got some coonassed cousins cross the river I’ll get some o them to hep. We might even boil us up a pot o’ Louisiana mud bugs fer supper. Texas mud bug this’n is just a baby
Now I ain’t et one o them big ol bugs in awhile but I have before and they is sure good.
