BTW, Busta, I’d like to appropriate your commentary for my .sig. I promise to wear it proudly, at least until something better comes along. 
…or unless I forget to click the “Show Signature” box…
Crawling back into the ring, barely surviveing the onsluaght released by the others, he reaches into the bag tied to his was and unleashes the CHRISTMAS FRUITCAKE. Now you will all chring in terror at the gift that will not die.
Dammit, jr8, you have me at a loss. You’ve carefully unwrapped the paper around the rock, and shown the rock to be merely a snow globe. I was going to try to throw something about endless repeating of Christmas carols, but the season for that has passed.
:::: retreats to his corner, contemplating ::::
I am reminded of the wise words said to me by the great Rochambo master, Hung - wel - lo:
“As soon as as a paper moves the stone, therefore then to make the corporei liquids of a ruin of primate that it is goffered in on from the fire with a good book and one large warm chocolate cup with Mini-Marshmallows”
How true. This is why I now use A bucket full of cold monkey semen!
(Ahh, the wonders of the altavista babelfish)
A-ha. TKD2DAN has shattered the snow globe with an even bigger rock, giving me the chance to take the CHRISTMAS FRUITCAKE and box it up to give to the UPS GUY IN THE NIFTY BROWN UNIFORM. Aunt Sally will love it when it arrives.
Oh no! THe cold monkey semen has stained the nice brown UPS uniform!
I follow up with a nasty case of Post-Nasal Drip!
Shaking off the final after efects of a nasty Richard Simmons Deal a Meal attack (dispelled by a couple hours watching The Food Network)
Foxfyre enters the Arena
Post Nasal Drip Eh? I counter that with a Nurse Betsy Inflatable Doll
Turn and attack with a 4 hour Urinology Lecture Followed by mandatory Exam
-Fox
I ace the 4 hour Urinology Lecture Followed by mandatory Exam by pissing off the teacher. [sub]nyuk nyuk[/sub]
In a sudden change of tactics, I retaliate with:
Them Apples
So – how do you like Them Apples?
The music of the spheres echoes through my subconscious as I thwart Fox’s 4 hour Urinology Lecture Followed by mandatory Exam with a 10 Keg Post Exams Blowout!
The crowd murmurs approval at jr8’s unorthodox use of Them Apples. However, it is neatly cancelled out by Mediterranean Fruit Flies!!
I am able to neutralize the Mediterranean Fruit Fly simply by breathing on it after the 10 Keg Post Exams Blowout. Unfortunately, I then projectile vomit and stagger off somewhere to sober up.
10 Keg Post Exams Blowout!
Cool! Party! Party! Party!
As much as I love party’in I must do this…
Combination Swat, Fed, and Cop Drug/Underage Drinking Bust
Sorry…
-Fox
FoxFyre’s Fox Sense Tingles
I have a feeling this Arena is going to get busted by the SDMB Feds soon, so we need to make this quick…
-Fox
Ha ha!!! ::The dark stranger appear from nowhere!!!::
Combination Swat, Fed, and Cop Drug/Underage Drinking Bust ehh??
Take this:
Small Dingy complete with the progeric Captain Jerry and his small furry animals
I see your Small Dingy complete with the progeric Captain Jerry and his small furry animals and, reaching into my back pocket…
Shout UNO! flipping over a multi-colored “Wild-take four” card.
A bold move! Thinking quickly, I spill my beer on it.
And in return, I’ll attack you with…with…
<pats down pockets>
…um…
…hold on a sec…
…uh oh – I must have dropped it…
…um…I attack you with …Pocket Lint! Yeah, that was my plan all along! [sub]How embarrassing…[/sub]
Knowing the danger of pocket lint, I thrust it into The Jello Pit (after donning the required regulation g-string and whipped cream, of course).
Your Pocket Lint is quickly neutralized by this Cordless Dustbuster: Model 3001 with HEPA filter, and Petrol Powered 3.5 hp Two stroke, vortex-ion, reverse matrix, ultra-suction pulse engine. straight from the Sharper Image catalog.
But wait, there’s more. For my offensive move, I use:
Green.
Bah1 Green indeed, like we learned nothing from the “yellow” debacle?
Countering and crushing you, may I present **“Dueling Banjos, as performed by the London Philharmonic Orchestra” **in blazing feel-around sound.