The anatomical complexities of throwing symbols for Dairy Queen Ice Cream Sandwiches, a Potty break and FoxFyre’s MOMMY occupy TKD2DAN just long enough for me to hit him with Clam Chowder in a Sourdough Bread Bowl!!!
And the crowd goes wild!
AN ENTIRE CASE OF POKEMON JAPANESSE FIRST EDITION BLACK BORDER LIMITED EDITION FOIL IN SPECIAL PACKAGING!!! and Robgruver’s next door neighbor are potent counterattacks, to be sure, but my ancient, wizened, Yoda-like master once told me that, “The best defense is a good offense.”
Therefore I retaliate with … Chicken Pox!!!
Hell, who’s talking about symbols? I got the real deal here. The Clam Chowder in a Sourdough Bread Bowl is formiddable weapon indeed (particularly with good sourdough from SF, but I digress), but no match for Vanilla Ice performing Ice Ice Baby, replete with ripped-off breakdance moves.
Busta quickly dodges the Chicken Pox curse hurled by Scupper just in time to counter with a roundhouse Monty Python Rude Frenchman, Expleteive-filled Curse (insert favorite here)! You silly King!
Busta’s **Monty Python Rude Frenchman, Expleteive-filled Curse (insert favorite here)! ** is no match for Tipper Gore and her censorship crusade. “Beat that!” robgruver yells!!!
Tipper Gore and her censorship crusade is a difficult maneuver to counter, but I manage the near-Herculean feat with my patented Meaningless CD-Case Explicit Lyrics Sticker!!
You evil beasts! Have you no shame? Apparently not. My only recourse is to parry Tipper Gore and her censorship crusade with a photo of the the infamouse 30-second liplock between Tipper and Al as shown on the cover of Newsweek and the Meaningless CD-Case Explicit Lyrics Sticker with Four Grammy Nominations For Eminem!! As James Cameron would say, “I’m the king of the world!!” (Always wanted to do that.)
Explicit this!
Radioactive man, issue #1!
Kabizoom!
Radioactive man, issue #1 and Four Grammy Nominations for Eminem are difficult to defeat with a single maneuver. However, I did not achieve singularity of thought for nothing.
Church bells, prayer gongs and car horns throughout the city spontaneously erupt in clamour as I unleash 252 Million Dollar Texas Rangers Shortstop!!
The 252 Million Dollar Texas Rangers Shortstop!! is tough, but in the end it can only be beaten by A WEEKEND COCAINE BENDER WITH 16 PROSTITUTES AND A VIDEO CAMERA!!! A sly grin crosses Robgruver’s face, as manical laughter fills the arena.
As Robgruver grins, satisfied that his WEEKEND COCAINE BENDER WITH 16 PROSTITUTES AND A VIDEO CAMERA will crush his enemies, he is surprised and dismayed by my calm throw of Diplomatic Immunity.
While a WEEKEND COCAINE BENDER WITH 16 PROSTITUTES AND A VIDEO CAMERA can be enveloped by DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY, even diplomatic status cannot protect against the NEUREMBURG WAR CRIMES TRIAL.
As Robgruver is pushed into the corner by Billdo’s NEUREMBURG WAR CRIMES TRIAL he pauses giving thanks to the Gods for allowing this arena.
Upon jumping up he throws out the killer! HITLER’S MISSING TESTICLE!!!
He pauses, and smiles “You may all give up now.”
HITLERS MISSING TESTICLE?!?!? NOOOOOOO!
:Melts into a vaguely Totoro like puddle:
This won’t be the last of… me…
HITLER’S MISSING TESTICLE is fully covered by CECIL’S COLUMN ON DID HITLER HAVE ONLY ONE TESTICLE?
I know, hence why I used it. 
I would like to declare myself the winner on this one. Muahahaha.
I quickly crush your Hitler’s Missing Testicle (ewww.) with my Boy in my third grade class from New Zealand who pronounced my name in a comical manner!
::thwack::
HIIii yA!
and yet you may be defeated…
I crush your Hitler’s missing testicle with 22 psi!!! (muahahaha)
see this link: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=48885
Actually, robgruver, you threw the rock itself, while I threw the paper covering the rock. La Sang, however, threw the scissors dismembering the paper.
To come around again, I throw some boulders: BOOBIES. (This will also serve to distract the Boy in my third grade class from New Zealand who pronounced my name in a comical manner!)
hmm… it will take quite a bit of paper to stand up to boulders like those…
but my Blizzard should just about do the trick!
Noogy me no noogies, Busta. The subtle obscurity of my attacks is but a clever strategy to distract and confuse my opponents (yeah, that’s what it is – a strategy. That’s the ticket!). Perhaps I should start including footnotes in my posts…
A Blizzard, eh? Let me just rummage through my Big Box o’ Weaponry and see what I have left that might be suitable…hmmm…no…no…no, that’s no good…maybe these? No, there’s a run in them…no…no…I should probably throw those away; the duck’s outgrown them…no…didn’t I used to have some Fear, Surprise and Ruthless Efficiency in here?…oh wait, I loaned them to the Spanish Inquisition…no…that won’t work…so that’s where that went – I’ll have to save that for the endgame…no…aha! Just the thing!
Ready?
Curling Up by the Fire with a Good Book and a Big Mug of Hot Chocolate with Mini-Marshmallows, I choose you!
[sub]Schenectady – a town in upstate New York. Another tiny bit of ignorance dispelled. No need to thank me – it’s all in a day’s work.[/sub]