Ha! Your Government Downsizing can easily be defeated by Mayor Richard Daley of Chicago and The Ronald Reagan Building.
As for your Bubblegum Pop (etc). Pffft. A Jim Jarmusch Film Festival should dissipate its cloying tones in no time.
And excuse me while I prepare my livestock catapult from Monty Python and the Holy Grail and fart in the general direction of your throng of rabid vegans.
At times, the best offense if of the mind, not the body. I parry your livestock catapult from Monty Python and the Holy Grail and your flatulence volleyed in my vicinity with the Vulcan Mind Meld to contaminate you with my impure thoughts. And then to befuddle you, I jab with the Inane Lyrics of Chumbawamba!! You’ll be madder than Admiral Stockdale during a Vice Presidential debate after only two verses!!
My “Pocket Tornado” dashes your** general direction farting**.
I’ll deliver a cripling strike with my 6-socket power strip with broken circuit breaker reset switch.
Take that.
Your impure thoughts cause me to have a psychic orgasm, and you are blinded by my afterglow. And Chumbawumba is no match for The California Raisins. That should hold you off for a while.
Now, as for thinksnow - you should know better to use faulty protection, especially with the Pocket Tornado. Tsk, tsk, tsk. I’ll simply plug all the outlets your 6-socket power with broken circuit breaker reset switch with plastic sporks, still covered with the Colonel’s secret recipe.
Wow, good one, Scupper.
Oh, and I too added the BustaRib comment to my sig. (I wasnt copying you, JR8, I did it before you did…Besides, copying is the most sincere form of flattery)
Now let me stand back and watch the action while I figure out a decent attack…
-Fox
Ok magdeline, try a Genetically Altered Monkey with Glow-In-The-Dark Octopus Jeans
http://my.aol.com/news/news_story.psp?type=1&cat=0200&id=0101120044440316
-Fox
I deftly parry your Genetically Altered Monkey with Glow-In-The-Dark Octopus Genes with Flesh-Eating Bacteria!
And as my attack, I deal out a vicious AOL-Time Warner Merger!!!
Argh Foiled once again by Scupper. That attack was meant for magdeline. I sense some type of alliance here. No matter I will prevail.
I counter your AOL-Time Warner Merger!!! with a Federal Trade Commission Anti-Trust Investigation followed by lengthy, expensive, Lawsuit (hey, it brought down Micro$ucks stocks by more than 50%)
hmm… Scupper needs a nasty attack…But what…
I attack you Directly, Scupper (Nautical. An opening in the side of a ship at deck level to allow water to run off.) with a Massive, Missive, Masacring Titanic Sinking Iceberg Just try to allow water to run off when your at the bottom of the pacific!
Mwahahahaha
-Fox
Since Scupper had my back in the last exchange, I suppose I should counter foxfyre’s Titanic-sized iceberg with the acting performances in the 1998 feature film “Titanic”.
Tremble before me.
And as my attack, I unleash the untrammeled forces of Lynn Bodoni upon you all.
Lynn huh? Well, those powers are no match for massive brown-outs and loss-of-service.
Directly, I defy you with [sub]snapping on gloves[/sub]: a two-day-old dinglebear.
Ouch. The Acting Performance of Titanic
I counter that with Teaming Millions of pubescent girls quaking at the sight of Leo’s Naked Chest
And I atack with a Truckload of Stolen Oscars
-Fox
Thinksnow, your dingle-berry is hardly a match for Water Wizz Water Park.
For my attack, I turn a few cartwheels 'cross the floor, skipping The Light Fandango at terrifying speeds.
foxfyre, your Truckload of Stolen Oscars shall be annoyed into oblivion by The Continued Celebrity of Rosie O’Donnell.
**magdalene **skipping The Light Fandango is nice, but I sweep you into a moderate Tango, swing into a Waltz and sway into a Foxtrot. Defeated, you dance divinely.
Tremble before the awesome power of dried out contacts lens’ from staring at the monitor.
[sub]and BTW: it was an entire dinglebear, not just the berries[/sub]
Your Light Fandango is not match for the utter coolness and fun of a 90 mph police escort sirens and all early sunday morning driving a huge black Cargo Van
lotsa fun, especially when you’re very caffeined up and sleep depraved.
-Fox
haHa! Thinksnow, you have grossly miscalculated - dried-out contact lenses from staring at the monitor can ALWAYS be avoided by trendy Lisa Loeb-style eyeglasses.
As for “bear” versus “berry”, did you SEE the waterslides?
For my counter-attack, I launch a plague of tragically hip urban yuppie latte drinkers upon your neighborhoods, with your parking spaces entirely overrun by Volkswagon Jettas.
I thwart your tragically hip urban yuppie latte drinkers with a simple Dead Cel Phone Battery and parry your dangerous Volkswagon Jettas with the dreaded Check Engine Light! (If you owned a Jetta, you’d know that there is no defense against this!)
Now for my attack!
Tremble and fear before me as I raze the arena with Department Store Perfume Sniper Saleswoman!!!
You forget Mags, the **tragically hip urban yuppie latte drinkers[\b] are easily reduced to nothingness once their is a **sale at Abercrombie and Fintch![\b] Which I was able to create under false-pretenses. Now you must face the wrath of **172 hours of “The World’s Longests Fillabusters” hosted by Ben Stien![\b]