Wonder woman? HA!
Broken Elephant Figurine! -ow you like that skribbles? We’ll crush you like some rice cakes!
I reenter the arena and lay waste about me with my PC loaded with Win 3.11 and numerous copies of “You know you’re in the 90’s when…” e-mail!!!
That should take care of things…
I meditate upon the teachings of the Blue Master of the Green Mountain before the might of your PC loaded with Win 3.11 before calmly dispatching it with an elegant Better Homes and Gardens Cookbook!
My years spent in the empty deserts of Afghanistan learning from the fighting hermit-mullahs helps steady me as I vanquish your numerous copies of “You know you’re in the 90’s when…” e-mail with a Stouffer’s Microwave French Bread Pizza!
A new contender steps boldly into the ring and with a self-assured smile attempts to single-handedly clear the field of all elements, including both a Stouffer’s Microwave French Bread Pizza and a Better Homes and Gardens Cookbook by playing a wild card, a raging and incomprehensible FNORD!
What?
What did EFBailey play? I don’t see anything… what’s he doing in the middle of the ring…?
[sub]psst… hey, efb… down here… you ain’t supposed to do that sort of stuff… THEY’ll come get you… [/sub]
Ha! Your attack is no match for the infallible Post-Modern Irony offense! I see your fnord and raise you the reconstituted shards of Inky’s Mayor McCheese collector glass AND a complete set of Kevin Smith vids!
You’ve all asked for it now, I unleash my Original Star Trek Horn o’Plenty Planet-Eater
-Fox
I follow that up with an around-the-back sneak attack of my Epistemology Your brains will explode! mwahahahaha
-Fox
Sneaking up on your sneaky Epistemology, I enter the ring with my **Patented Anagramamatic ** and suddenly your Epistemology is revealed to be nothing more than a pathetic Simple Ego Toy. I will smash this to smithereens using my SDMB insultamatic: :wally
ROTFLMAO Good One.
staggers away trying to recover
-Fox
Realizing the power of the SDMB INSULTOMATIC, I quickly deploy my UNREADAPTED ORIGINAL VERSION “STAR WARS TRILOGY” including interviews with George Lucas (he sure has put on weight)that make you waste time fast forwarding through them to get to the movie. May the FARCE be with me.
At the very last instint I turn and unleash the fury of my AltaVista Babelfish cross translator all your responses are now garbled beyond comprehension.
To Wit:
-Fox
Watch out, bub! I’m sending in a Cat in a Hat Driving a Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Gredunza!
My Babelfish has not been counter so your response comes out:
-Fox
Augh! A vicious fish attack! But I shall counter with something so lethally plain even a Babelfish cannot stand before it (metaphorically speaking. of course: fish don’t have legs). Prepare to encounter the pain, the agony, the sheer mindnumbing boredom of…
…a Philip Glass opera…
…a Philip Glass opera…
Dark portents and signs are seen in teacups around the world as I return to the ring and counter your Babelfish with an un-translateable Jesse Jackson Stump Speech!!!
???
babel fish countered… WTF is a P.G.O.???
Ouch, another good counter, Scupper.
-Fox