Unanswerable Questions (in songs)

Oh, I can believe I forgot:
Who’s your daddy? Who’s your baby?
Who’s your buddy? Who’s your friend?
Who’s the one guy that you come running to
When your love life starts crumbling?

I know someday you’ll have a beautiful life,
I know you’ll be a star,
In somebody else’s sky,
But why…why…why…couldn’t it be mine?

How can a loser ever win?
Ain’t that peculiar?
Ain’t that tough enough?
If I were a carpenter, would you still love me?
I’ve been cheated, been mistreated…when will I be loved?
Where were you when I needed you?

…is there life on Mars?

What do I have to do to prove my love to you?

The sheriff. Gotta be the sheriff. That’s why the singer had to shoot him in self-defense, see: he was going to be killed, then framed for the murder of the deputy. Unfortunately, he’s screwed, because now he’s facing a double-murder rap.

I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

How can we be lovers if we can’t be friends?

Can you feel the love tonight?

Hurry up and wait. What’s worth waiting for?

Baby, baby, where did our love go?

Can you hear me Major Tom?

What’s new, Pussycat?

Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ: Who are you; what have you sacrificed?

Jesus Christ, Superstar: Do you think you’re who they say you are?

Answered in an eighties song by Bernard Wright -

“Who do you love?”
“Girl, I’m in love with you.”
“Are you sure?”
“Sure as the sky is blue.”
I know this because it came up on my CD changer in the car and my four-year-old has been obsessively singing it for the past week.
Some other questions -

Who’s gonna drive you home, tonight?

Do you know where you’re going to? Do you like the things that life is showing you? Where are you going to? Do you know?

What did I do that you can’t seem to want me?

Why do we lie here and whisper goodbyes?

<ahem> :wink:

Mother, do you think they’ll drop the bomb?

Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?

What shall we use to fill the empty spaces where we used to talk?

Did did did did you see the frightened ones?

Is this not what you expected to see?

How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?

who’s that lady?

what do you want to make those eyes at me for?

I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain?

What’s your name? Who’s your daddy? Is he rich like me?

Who made who?

Don’t you want somebody to love?

Who knows if we will meet again (if ever)?

Who needs a hobby, like tennis or Philately?

Who’s the blonde stranger out there with my wife? (Jimmy Buffett)

What’s the frequency, Kenneth?

Are you gonna go my way?

JFK, blown away - what else do I have to say?

Mother do you think she’s dangerous…

to me?

Have you ever seen rain?

Who’ll stop the rain?

Mommy, why doesn’t Daddy come home?

What’s your Momma’s name, child?