If I was your girlfriend, would you remember to tell me all the things you forgot when I was your man? Would you run to me if somebody hurt you, even if that somebody was me? Would you let me dress you? Would you let me wash your hair? Can I make you breakfast sometime? Can we just go to a movie and cry together? Is it really necessary for me to go outside just because you want to undress? I would undress if you asked me to. And when I’m naked, what shall I do? Would that get you off? Tell me what will! If I was your girlfriend you would. Would you let me kiss you there?
Oh nuts, some one already beat me to it with my first one. Alright, here’s another…
Have You Seen The Saucers?
Have You Seen The Saucers?
Look over there, at the sky of California,
The rainbow sky,
The government tells you,
another missile is flying.
Have you any idea why they’re lying to you?
To your faces?
Did they tell you?
Have You Seen The Saucers?
Red Dress, Don’t Leave Much to Guess, Guess Who’s Gonna Get Ya Tonight?
BTW could someone please identify the song that’s from? It’s definitely pre-1981, and I can hum it, but I can remember neither the song title nor the band name. Thankyou.
Well, it is a great theory, BUT, I’m pretty sure the evidence will show that the sheriff was locked in the Library with Miss Scarlett at the time of the shooting. Personally, I believe that it was Colonel Mustard who, we are all aware was in the Conservatory with a revolver…