Scylla, you fool! If you convince UncleBeer to lock the thread, you’re sealing your fate! With the thread locked, no one will be able to post, thus the questions remain unanswered. Meanwhile, more and more people view the thread to find out why it was locked, eventually pushing the post count to over 1000, and you are doomed to a lifetime of listless Elmos! Quick, tear up the contract while there’s still time!
BTW, Fenris, you should have threatened to make all Elmos around Scylla heat stroked and listless. Gradually, his daughter will come to realize that it is her father’s fault that Elmo is lazy, and eventually come to hate him. Ultimately, you will destroy his family entirely! Bwahahahaha!
Oh, wait, you’re the good guy. Nevermind.