Why yes I would. I’m sitting here waiting for you, Chief.
Why do I get the feeling you’re following me birdyladie?
Would you shave your pubes into a heart shape for me, Chief? Then we’ll talk.
Me?? Follow you? Well, I am your DC Damsel, Chief. Besides, you keep SLANDERING me all over the freaking board!
Yer a darlin’, Falcon. No one wants to take pot shots at you, so I have been “thrust forward” to “fill the void.” You know you want it. Tell me. Tell me you want it!
::Searching ditty bag for razors::
You’ll help, right Crank?
Oh, you know I want it, Chief…and you’ve been “thrust forward,” hmmm? Who would have noticed…
My, is it getting warm in here, or is it just me?
mmmm beer… (drool)
I see you know your toppings, now it is a matter of whether or not you know how to use them properly…how’s about you come over, have your dessert first, then go have dinner with Falcon?
I see Byz is easy. You Michi, may take a little work…
First, let’s see what we have what we have to work with.
Aerosol whipped cream, I prefer fresh, but this’ll work for “decorative and licking” purposes.
Ah, some Cool Whip! Excellent for liberal applications… shall we say below?
Next, chopped peanuts. Right in the shitcan. Not good enough for ya. Ahhh, here we go… sliced almonds and cashew pieces! Just a little exotic, and still extremely “munchable!” Goes perfect with the Cool Whip!
Mmmmm. Hot fudge topping. Pop it into the microwave for a few seconds – don’t worry I’ll stir it liberally so you won’t get scalded – and it’s all ready for dribbling!
And, let’s see… oo, you’ll love this. Peppermint oil! It’ll go on a little warm, but once I massage it in and blow gently across it… your just gonna love it! And I haven’t even begun to tell you how I get it off.
I start with little tiny dabs of my tongue… just the merest of lappings. Then I move to long, deep, fully-involved licks and finish off with out and out sucking to fill my mouth with every bit of the essence left in your skin.
Now that’s what I call dessert.
“I see Byz is easy”
Well, I WAS… but not for you! Not anymore!
I COULD have been easy but you just had to say that…
Now I’ve got a rubic’s cube on my “______”.
Good luck!
So, UncleBeer, what kind of beer do you have?
Byz, I’m sorry.
I meant you, me and the fondue set could play later.
Oh, sure, try to get me with fondue…
Ohhh, is that cheese?
Mmmmm
Where’s the little bread chunks? Where? I can’t believe you are keeping those down THERE!
Okay, I’ll go, (giggle) down for a bite…
Okay, yeah, I guess I AM easy.
But only for the Chief… and Slythe… and a few other guys I know… but no one else! (I’m sorry, what was your name?)
BELOW!
You are planning a trip out here, aren’t you?!?
I am the furthest thing from a prude, but THAT is just sick.
And wouldn’t that tickle a little too? Kinky.
Ladies -
Think of the weight you’ll put on with Chief’s fattening food activities.
Now, if you’re ready to sweat and get some, uh, ‘reps’ in, right this way …
(I feel so dirty.)
Anally obsessed, Diane? Naw. Not too much!
Depends on whose we’re talking about.
To hell with the tickle, doesn’t the salt burn?
On and Milo, I’m always one for a sweaty workout, especially after a big dinner and a huge desert.
reads Chief’s description of what he’d do to Michi
faints
comes around
Oh Chief…after that, what would do you for an encore? With me, perhaps?