Shall I serve out the tea and crumpets now?
Hell, I think it’s amazing that UncleBeer has the patience to warn the gnats buzzing about his head before slapping them down. Especially when it’s the same gnats over and over again.
Is this the wrong thread to notice I often have trouble distinguishing between Ukulele Ike and UncleBeer?
UncleBeer
Is quite queer
He rides a steer
and fills me with fear
I also hear
That his damn name doesn’t rhyme with Nazi or facist so he totally screwed up this poem.
The fucker!
UncleBeer is crabbier, builds bridges in Toledo, and has the strawberry birthmark on his left hip.
But don’t sweat it, Fiver, even on a good day I can’t differentiate you from Fenris, Fierra, Finagle, Fonz, or Freyr.
anyone with “beer” in thier name has to be okay…
Great, another fucking love fest in pit (with blowjobs, and all). And for beer, no less. Damn bastards, ruining a perfectly good pit. Get this out to MPSIMS!! MODERATOR, Do SOMETHING!
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Oh.
I have nothing to add to this topic, but just wanted to be hanging around on the off chance that Cranky does start giving blowjobs.
While waiting for Ike to clear away the tea and crumpets for some beer and pretzels, I contemplate nasally projected Fruit Loops.
Ouch!