Unfortunate Christmas Cards

Unfortunate Christmas cards

I especially like this one. Nothing says “Merry Christmas” quite like dead, evil Santa!

Some girls, Santa likes naught.
Hee.

One of my favorite bits from The Santa Clause: SC is walking down the street, assessing all the girls & boys…

Little girl walks past: “Sarah… nice…”
Boy fighting with his mom: “Billy … naughty”
Hot lookin’ blonde woman in a miniskirt: “Julie… very nice…”
Julie turns around: “In your dreams, sleigh-boy…”

Guess Julie got a lump of coal in her stocking that year.

Cap’n Wacky doesn’t like neither of your links.

This one is pretty good too.

It reminds me of the Christmas wrapping paper my husband bought a couple years ago. It showed a “Santa” learing down on a sleeping child. We called it the pedophile Santa paper.

Those are nothing compared the Iron Maiden Chrismas cards.