Hanh? Did I miss a memo or something?
Hm. Reminds me of the time when I got the fortune slip that said
“Financial hardship in your life is coming to an end. Enjoy!”
But for some reason, it was misprinted and smudged, and it read
"-–_-*l –- __ your life is coming to an end. Enjoy!
It’s better than the one I got last time I went to eat chinese.
“You are doomed to be happy in wedlock”
Okay, now what’s going on with that? Doomed to be happy? In Wedlock? Something isn’t adding up. I still have it taped to my door.
It’s Zen.
what?
I believe “doomed” means “fated.”
Yeah, if you have time before your imminent death… 
Several times I’ve gotten cookies with two fortunes.
I think it means that someone from the future time traveled to their past and have screwed up my future.
I hate those bastards from the future. I really do.
I’ve gotten a fortune in a fortune cookie that said…
…absolutely nothing. There were a few light ink smears that show where it went through the printer, but no words. No lucky lotto numbers. No Chinese word of the day. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
So does that mean my future is a blank slate?
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I call getting two fortunes forTWOitous