“Today is a disastrous day. If you can’t beat 'em, join 'em.”
Yes, this is the fortune my poor husband just received. Mine wasn’t much better: “Stepping away from the power position for one day.”
But honestly, opening a fortune to tell you that “today is a disastrous day,” surely must spell doom for you. If a bolt of lightening strikes our house tonight, at least we can say we were warned.
There was a day when my dad told me he never wanted to see me again. I was feeling pretty bad; I was holding back tears as I was eating dinner alone in a chinese restaurant.
The fortune cookie said, “You will grow up to be just like your father”.
I was just going to post this one! Gah!
The best one that worked for the “in bed” one was “With constant Grinding, even an Iron Rod can become a Needle”