Candle, potpourri, incense, whatever . . .
Sautéd Liver & Onions
Dog Paw
Hot Tar
Defiled Sock
What else?
ear wax
Beer Burp
Boiled Egg
After Sex Smell
Wet Wool
Melting Plastic
Landfill
Stinky Drawers
That Sludge on the Bottom of the Garbage Can
Broccoli (the vegetable, not the poster)
Old Deep-Fryer Grease
Asparagus Pee
Limburger
B.O.
Wet dog
Yard sneaker
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Backed up septic system
Scorched hair
Shaquille O’Neal armpits
Infected wound
Last year’s fruitcake, found behind refrigerator
6 month old banana
Gaseous fart
Unchanged litter box
Morning breath
Aromatic armpit
Burnt popcorn
Locker room
Saliva
Chlorine
Broccoli (the poster, not the vegetable)
Petrol
kerosene
diesel fuel, although that always makes me think of the state fair
burning leaves although that always makes me think of fall
molded bread
rotten eggs
wet leather
burning feathers
burning drapes
Manure Pile in the Morning
3-Day Fish on the Beach
Refrigerator Leftover Surprise!
Dead Mouse in the Closet
Scummy Fishtank
Forgotten Squash
Freshly Painted Room
lachesis
Cat pee.
Odd, but not unpleasant:
New Carpet
Marmite
Undesirable:
The smell of a kitchen in which fish has recently been fried in a pan/skillet without benefit of extraction fan.
Cheap beer left out overnight.
I like hot tar, btw. Mmmm, bitumen…
Filthy ashtray.
Hospital scent
Garlic
Toe jam
Freshly soiled sheets
The Smell Of That Weird Stuff That Sometimes Builds Up In Your Belly Button
The potato I found under the seat of my wife’s Ford Explorer.
Two-cycle engine scented
baby vomit
baby poop
frat house
ripe dog
ass
Marijuana scented incense.
Play-Doh
armpit