And while I’m still here, how about:
Nail Salon
Dentist Office (not really gross, but kinda creepy)
No. Freakin’. Way.
I can’t believe it! Was it from one of those gag gift stores? Eew.
What the Rock is Cooking
Teen Spirit.
Yankee Candles makes this one - Autumn Leaves.
Personally, I like the Lemongrass & Citrus one. despite irkenDoom’s assertion that it smells like a urinal mint.
Not as hack unpleasant as most of these, but a real candle I saw once:
Earth. Yes, it really smelled like dirt.
Sperm Doughnut
New York Subway
Yeast infection Holiday
Mildew Vagina Mint
Infected Sore & Berries
Anus & Cream
Cinnimmon Head Cheese
That Weird Smell After It Rains In The Summer
Yankee Candle makes a Petchouli scented candle, which is awefully close. My suggestions:
Monkey in the Compost
Things You Wish You Hadn’t Stepped In
Self-Cleaning Oven
Hamster Bedding
Limburgh Cheese
used menstrual pads that have been sitting in the same spot for two weeks
[I can’t believe I just wrote that. Ew.]
non-descented Ferret and frightened skunk surprise
Pepto Bismol
Scrambled Eggs with Bacon
Dead Alewives
Toe Jam
Bravo, Q.E.D.!
Steamed Cauliflower
Hot Vinyl Car Seat
Pull My Finger
Whale Oil
Taco Time!
School Cafeteria
Closing Time
Fermenting bag o’ grass clippings
Teenaged boy’s gym locker
Very unwashed bed linens
Charred chocolate chip cookies
banana -n- milk breath
septic tank deelite
deer carcass in the drainage ditch
crusty undies
mentholated leaf rot
Vanilla…but only in the bedroom 
Unwashed teenage brother…PHEW!!!
Carpet soaked in dog pee
Cigar
Ya’ll better watch out if Bodypoet gets ahold of this thread. I see some dopers getting some lovely sented candles made in the scents on their lists.
Just the other day she and I were talking about her being antsy to try new scents.
roadkill
Rickjay’s underwear
anal glands
John Merrick
smegma
I’m almost curious enough to ask how you know what vanilla smells like in bed.
Almost:)