Alright, 'fess up. What celebreties do you find hot, even though most people don’t think of them that way?
For me, the list includes:
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[li] Hillary Rodham Clinton[/li][li] Tipper Gore[/li][li] Gloria Steinem[/li][li] John McCain’s wife (whatever her name is)[/li][li] George W. Bush’s wife (whatever her name is)[/li][li] That lady who heads up the EPA[/li][/ul]
I think Ricky Lake is cute.
Too bad she’s so annoying.
Well, I’m not sure that noone thinks of him that way , but I have the major hots for Danny Masterson (Stephen Hyde on That 70’s Show).
Since he is only like 24 and plays a teenager, I feel like a cradle robber. Or a child molester.
But, oh, the ways I would love to molest that particular child… 
I’m with ya, three bunny mama! That kid is a hottie.
And in a major coinky-dink, my unlikely celebrity is on That 70’s Show too. I just adore Kurtwood Smith. Don’t ask me why, since he is real funny looking and almost always plays a creep or a homicidal maniac or something.
My mother (who is straight, BTW) thinks that Whoopi Goldberg is “very, very pretty.” Excuse me?
I’ve had a major thing for Jonathan Pryce for years now. Also have a lech for Peter Lorre (in the late '30s - early '40s stuff, particularly as Mr. Moto and Joel Cairo)
Also from ‘That 70’s Show’, Laura Preppon, that sultry, red-haired, pale-skinned GODDESS!!!
And Monica Lewinsky. Hey, I think she’s adorable. So sue me.
Lyle Lovett. Go figure.
Mike Meyers (in non-Austin Powers gear)… he’s adorable. (I have a thing for auburn-haired men)
Ritchie Blackmore. I’ve had the hots for him since I was seventeen.
I think it’s the way he plays guitar.
IMHO, Robin Williams is a sex god. His attention span is about 1.6 seconds, so he is probably lousy in the sack, but I would be willing to chance it.
BTW, Sealemon88, I look not totally unlike Ricki Lake (well, one of her incarnations, anyway). Now if you are anything like Robin…well, folks, it’s another SDMB match made in heaven.
Actually, she’s on my list of unlikely celebs too. I wouldn’t describe her as pretty, though. Handsome would be a better word.
Others:
Janeane Garafolo
Rosie O’Donnell
…and Ellen Degeneres and Paula Poundstone.
I guess I like comics.
Ian Hanomansing, Michael MacAuliffe, and Ian Sorenson, on The National (CBC TV 10 o’clock news).
Greg Germann who plays Richard Fish on Ally McBeal
My favorite of all time is Angelica Huston.
Damn she is fine
Peg Bundy
and last but not least Jane Kazmyrick?(the mom on Malcolm in
the middle)
Howdy Y’all
m Beerman
Willow from “Buffy”… hhmmmm…
Randy Quaid. Go fig
John Linnell of They Might Be Giants… I’m not gay, but seeing his cute, pasty face and hearing his voice in person sent chills down my neck. A very cuddly-looking man. Wanted to give him a hug.
And no, I don’t feel like less of a man by admitting this.
Tom Petty
Rick Nielson
They’re not exactly what most people consider to be “lookers”, but I guess I have a thing for songwriters/performers.