Unreasonable Standards For Every Body Part, Only $9.95!

They don’t mention this on the site, but a game me and a friend of mine often play is where you replace a word in a movie title with “Vagina”

For instance:

The Thin Red Vagina
And Officer and a Vagina
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Vagina
There’s Something About Vagina

and so on…

67 points. Low average quality.

Cool… but I do have to warn you, I don’t come cheap. :smiley:

Three Men and a Vagina

My husband says my vagina and vulva are of the highest quality, and I consider him the only authority whose opinion matters on the subject.

I just have to remark that this post goes particularly well with your username.

The Man Who Went Up and Hill and Came Down a Vagina

Gentlemen Prefer Vaginas

or

The Good, The Bad, And The Vagina

Ah, but Vaginas are a Girl’s Best Friend

Well, It’s a Wonderful Vagina, that for sure. But I’m off to find Seven Vaginas for Seven Brothers now. I wonder how I’ll get downtown…will I take A Streetcar called Vagina? If I do that, I’ll have to watch out for A Vagina on 34th Street.

Life is fraught with perils.

The Vaginas of Pauline?

Of course, there’s The Fellowship of the Vaginas and The Two Vaginas, with Return of the Vaginas coming out in 2004.

Not to mention The Vagina Menace and Attack of the Vaginas. Sounds like a nightmare I had once…

And The Vagina Monolo… oh, wait…

I think we can safely refer to TVM as Vagina Vagina Vagina.

But hey, nothing’s as scary as Buffy, the Vampire Vagina

Vagina Wars, and
the Vagina Strikes Back!
And of course “Return of the Vagina”.

I think the site was funny. It was so ridiculous, it just had to be a joke.

I mean, I’m as self-conscious as the next girl about my body.
But my soft bits have never given me a moments worry. It’s pretty obvious from my husband and the men with whom I’ve been in relationships that they thought it was just dandy.

(either that or they faked it several times a week…hehe)