ratty, whether or not that’s a fact, this ‘doctor’ was saying that is because the lips are too big. He was making them smaller so you could wear those tight jeans without so much worry.
Did you find the apple story?
It seems to be a mixed porn/real site. They don’t appear to deal with any real surgery except for maybe the breasts. They appear to be selling a method “Here you are not actually reducing the inner lips, you are just creating an effect that helps concealing them and making it look more normal and less atrophied” and access to look at their nude models with “perfect vaginas.”
… a method which sounds like all those herbal enhancement things you get for bigger breasts, bigger penises and so forth.
The problem is: some people want to wear pants that are too small and too tight.
Of course, female camel toe is NOTHING compared to male camel toe.
…actually, this site doesn’t bother me at all. 'Cause it says I’m perfect ;).
Actually, I think it’s a lameass joke. That’s just me, though.
All this talk of vaginas reminded me of one of my all time favorite songs in German. Most german pop music doesn’t interest me, but these guys crack me up.
Take a look here for the original german text. Doris Klitoris is kind of far down the page.
Translated excerpts:
“Doris, Doris, deine Klitoris
Die ist so rot und schrumpelig
als ob sie ein Tumor ist”
Doris, Doris your clitoris is as red and wrinkly as a tumor
“Ich hätt ja nie gedacht was eine Frau
so alles spreizen kann
Auf den Fotos kann man in sie gucken
Bis hoch in ihren Magen
Ich find von unten siehst du aus
Wie a Pfund Rouladen”
I never would have thought you could spread things open so wide
In the photos you can look all the way up into her stomach
Down below you look like a pound of rouladen.
(Rouladen is thin sliced roast beef rolled up and tied before cooking.)
“Doris, Doris, Doris Klitoris
Du hast ja so ein riesen Loch
das ist ja gar nicht wahr
ist daß Doris Klitoris
so groß wie ein Traktor ist”
Doris, Doris, doris Clitoris
you’ve got such huge hole it just can’t be real
Is that Doris’ clitoris that’s as big as a tractor.
Yes, I am a pig. I like that song, and a lot of the others as well. “Lilli Leper,” and “Quit throwing tampons off the balcony,” "Unemployed and having fun " good songs every one of them.
you have to hear the music, too. “Doris” has this really cool blues sound that is just incredible. Really good musicians with a twisted sense of humor.
'Course, it sounds like doris REALLY needs to visit these folks with their “perfect vulva.” Doris has some real issues.
Am I the only one having flashbacks to “Riding with Death” after reading that?
I’m the Will Rodgers of pussy: I’ve never met a vulva I didn’t like.
Never kiss an animal that can lick its own butt.
Wait…the FEMALE vagina?
What, like there’s another kind?
Sex and the City had an episode early on in which one of the characters picked up an uncircumcised guy and was grossed out. It disturbed her that she couldn’t see what was going on. The guy had been thinking of getting a circumcision because he said many women had a similar reaction. He got one, which pleased the woman until, after sleeping with her, he told her he couldn’t save such a treat for just one woman.
Sure, it’s just a TV show. But how prevalent is the attitude that men should be circumcised for cosmetic reasons? Maybe there are two sides to this issue.
So, did anybody but me take the quiz?
Whew! Man, was I wor-huh? Whaddya mean I don’t…? Oh yeah.
Never mind.
Re: circumcision…
Shhhh! Don’t tempt fate or the ghost of Jack Dean Tyler! Ixnay on the ircumcisioncay…
Weird! This is the second time I’ve felt the need to link to this:
I guess, technically, yes, depending on what you mean by male/female. XXY people are genetically male, but have all external female structures. Post-op transexuals are likewise genetically male, but have vaginas. I mean, I suppose the technology now exists whereby a surgeon could construct a vagina on my male foot.
Oh yeah-I guess you’re right.
However, people who are transsexuals-post op or pre-op transexuals, would be female in my book.
And I was just making a funny.
I got the impression that the VaginaInsulting site was a pseudo-medical front for a porn site. Just an alternative way for sad fucks to get kicks, by sucking real live women in to talk about their pussies, rather than a man having to pay for a sex phoneline where a woman talks about her underwear.
Someone should do a male one. That would be funny. “The male member should have a soft shine but not gleam or glisten, it should be round and smooth, but of a velvet rather than a satin texture. The shaft should be strong and firm and at least 20 inches long. It is a sad fact that many women are turning to lesbianism, nunneries and king-size vibrators due to the offensiveness of their boyfriends’ penii.”
Sorry. “penis’s”.
I agree: but a surgically implanted vagina in my neck would definately be a real, male vagina. It’s all cited there in the scientific literature on the site.
I already have a male vagina on the top of my neck. Oh, wait… 
Here’s my score:
PHEW!!! NOW I can feel comfortable enough to go have sex with my husband and leave the lights on. It feels good to know that my Vulva and Vagina is of good quality. 
Wait - I already * knew * that!!
Now that I’ve looked at the actual quiz I have to ask all who posted scores: How the crap does one measure the diameter of her vagina? By inserting progressively larger household objects and measuring them? Just what is going on here?