Is there a Loch Ness Monster? Who was Jack the Ripper? Why would anybody stay married to me for 25 years?
A little salute to Wife who, despite my fear of success and constant efforts to screw up a good thing, has stuck with me for a quarter of a century.
SAAAAAH-LOOOOT!
Take THAT, Las Vegas oddsmakers!
Congratulations, dropzone. Well done the both of you!
It’s the Caramel covered crack that you’ve been putting in her coffee every mnorning that does it right? 
Conga-rats!! Gott in himmell!! you’re been married longer than I’ve been alive!!
Last month, I throughly inspected Loch Ness ([sub][sup]read: "walked alongside it for ten minutes and tossed a few good-sized rocks in it so as to provoke Nessie[/sup][/sub]), and I can tell you with certainty that Nessie does not exist.
Happy now? 
Yup. I’m not joking when I say I’m old enough to be most of you’s father.
<KER-BUMP!>
Not for me, but for my wife.
Congratulations! That is quite an accomplishment. Hearing that is very humbling for me and my husband (2 years next month). I wish you another 25 years of happiness!
The first few years were the hardest. If you’ve gotten this far with neither of you moving back in with Mommy you’re doing great!
Thanks, folks! I–I mean, WE–appreciate your good wishes.
Happiest of Anniversaries, drop and Mrs. drop!
Twenty five years of wedded bliss look good on you both. May you enjoy fifty more!!!
Much Love,
Cheri
Thank you!