Dreams are a mysterious thing, open to multiple interpretations.
First I was at work and could not get out…
This can represent either your escape from the womb (were you born late?) or latent guilt about using too many staples in your last TPS report.
every time I tried to leave something would come up that would delay me…
This represents either your repressed desire to commune with a catalpa tree or a fear of brass-themed elevators
**then I final got out and met some friends by Soldiers Field… **
This typically signifies anxiety that your friends will discover that your halitosis is intentional and you don’t like close talkers
**They had tickets to the Bears game, but I did not have one… **
Clearly suggestive of a strong inner feelings for Stephen Colbert
I had lots of stuff in my pockets…
This may mean that you’re about to make a breakthrough in your fear of marsupials, though it may mean your vague attraction to Buddhism is blooming and you’re considering giving up worldly possessions
lots and lots of stuff…
Definitely the giving up possessions tack – I’ll send you my address shortly
I sort though it but I still do not have a ticket to the game…
Probably means that the winged shade of Garrzu is visiting you in your sleep and stealing lint from your ear. Could also mean that you have too much lint in your ears and your subconscious mind is calling out to you to clean them.
My friends leave for kick off and I have to find somewhere to watch it…
It’s good to see you’re letting go of repressed tension about the boards being down
I end up in Chinatown…
Forget it, Bat312, it’s Chinatown
I find a really cool restaurant with strange China creatures in it…
May signify your hopes and dreams of finding true happiness in a new endeavor. If you’re not planning a new endeavor at the moment, it probably means you have an overdue library book
I go out the back and down some stairs and find a beautiful garden patio with a huge pond…
Oh, if only you went out the front and down the stairs to the pond. Numeristically speaking, I could have told you the winning lottery numbers for next week (which also happen to be the phone number of a long lost friend from grade school). Unfortunately, it just means 5-9-13, 22-27-33, and 35-42-49, three combinations to random locks at the bus station.
I think that I should remember this place for later and try to leave…
Why do you hate penguins?!
All the doors I try lead into the kitchen…
Note that since you haven’t eaten yet in the dream, you’re hungry. Listen to yourself!
A chef points me to an exit door, but I can not go through because it is blocked by a bunch of broken windows and doors…
The doors and windows represent opportunities, but they are blocked because you forgot that “cannot” is one word. Your subconscious mind is trying to help out here.
A bunch of chefs come out and move the stuff and I walk up a long staircase towards the outside…
Which door! Which door!!!
**But guest what, it was blocked! **
Your inner monkey doesn’t give a crap about picayune spelling and grammar. Inner monkey SMASH!
**By a large turtle/beetle combo creature that talked in a strange language! **
The turtle/beetle combo suggests you are craving either a Taco Bell or McDonalds combo meal, and the strange language suggests you want to go through the drive-thru.