Give in to the dark side! POST THE PORN!
If you wanted to be evil you’d write a copy of the url where the porn is stored on the tape when you gave them back the tape.
But I don’t recommend that
True story. I was the night manager at one video store, and one night I came back to the store - well after closing hours - to pick up something I’d forgotten.
While I was there, I decided to be a Good Samaritan and clear out the drop box of returned videotapes.
So I neatly stacked them on the counter, and I noticed one wasn’t labeled. My curiosity piqued, I put it in the VCR and turned on the store monitor.
My jaw dropped - yep, a home porn tape.
And there I was, watching porn, in a tie-dyed tshirt and no shoes, when a policeman shined his flashlight into the store at me.
I just get that impression of her.
Jebus motherloving christo. I WAS KIDDING, folks. Thank you, lurkernomore, for having a clue.
I’m not a moderator, but A.) This is something you say in the pit. Insulting another poster in a MPSIMS thread is uncalled for. B.) If I WAS stupid enough to record evidence of my sexual acts, or if I allowed someone else to do so, I WOULD keep a death-grip on it at all times, especially if I lived in a city with a population of 60,000. C.) I’m not going to justify the lame-ass attack attitude of your post here. You have something to throw down, do it in the Pit. I’d think that after 3962 posts, you’d be clever enough to figure out the rules around here, astro.
As for everyone else: I do not now, nor in the forseeable future have the time, energy, or desire to post said video on the net. And if you all had taken the time to read the snopes article that I posted before attacking, you might have seen that I was referring to what had happened in that story. Just for the record, I’m not planning on going to a place I no longer work, taking this tape, recording it, and sending it to Tripler, either. I’d hope that logic would reign a little more supreme here, in future posts I’ll be sure to not make such a base judgement on the sarcasm meters of other Dopers.
Sheesh.
Relax, Swiddles, no reason to compound an overreaction with another one.
Tripler
I’m kidding too, ya knuckleheads.
When one is a pot, one should avoid calling kettles black, dan. Way to jump on a bandwagon back there.
I accidently returned a porno to a video store. Not a home-made porno; Never made one of those. I’ve told the story here before - I wanted to die. 
Tibs.
Calm down, everybody.
There, that’s all I could do for a thread about people videotaping their intimate exploits. Sorry.
Don’t take your anger out on me - you’re the one who said you were going to broadcast the stuff. Surely you considered the possibility that someone might not think you were kidding.
And surely you’ve considered the possibility that you just can’t quite believe everything you read. . .
Tripler
Hell, even I knew it was a joke and I’m a moron!
Well, goody for you. I don’t know SwimmingRiddles. How would I possibly know if she was kidding or not?
I use my telepatheic abilities to read the minds of fellow Dopers. That’s how I do it.
Tripler
Don’t make me display my telekinethical powers: they make you honest just by pure thought.
Ow! Ow, quit it!
I too assumed that you were seriously considering posting the movie on the internet.
Anyway, I consider that even watching it when you’ve established it was a home-made movie is not acceptable. Let alone copying it…
But of course my powers of correct spelling need help. I have telepathetic powers. :smack:
Tripler
And oh how pathetic they are. . .
I hardly ever post on the SDMB these days, but I’d just like to chime in here and say that I assumed SwimmingRiddles was joking. And I don’t have any problem with anyone viewing this tape. I find it hard to believe it ended up there by accident. And even if it did, a little embarrassment might encourage the tape’s owner to be more careful in the future.
Why some of us did know you were joking. 
Mr. Rilch has a digital camera. Naturally, shortly after he acquired it, he used it to record us having sex. Now, a digital camera uses very small cassettes; they’re not going to find their way into a rental box. And this particular cassette is in a Safe Place[sup]TM[/sup]. If anyone does find it and play it, the first thing they’ll see is me sitting up, pointing at the camera, and stating, “If anyone other than me or Mr. Rilch is watching this, you should be embarrassed. Not us.”
Well… no offense, Rilchiam, but I don’t think I’d be embarrassed by watching - after all, I wouldn’t be embarrassed to watch “professional” porn … 