US Capitol under siege

[Riemann]

@Euphonious_Polemic

“I just found these zip-tie restraints on the floor when I stormed congress in my helmet and armor. Honest! I certainly did not intend on taking hostages and tying them up, nosiree!”

As I said, reminiscent of:

A charge of voting fraud has been brought! (Against a Trump voter, natch)

“Furthering President Trump’s campaign” doesn’t necessarily mean he actually voted “Trump” on the fraudulent ballot.