…Green laser pointer?
I want those spiderman gloves that shoot silly string.
Okay, my brother has one ofthese blimp things and I want one too! The Desktop Rover is pretty cool also.
I want a Master Shake (from Aqua Teen Hunger Force) air freshener.
A ticket to the Big Day Out would also be nice.
This is so humiliating, but I covet one of those stupid roto-hairbrushes they are currently hawking on infomercials.
My own Antonov Condor.
A French 155mm GPF Howitzer.
A girlfriend.
A typewriter (Oh, wait, I’ve got one. Two in fact.)
My old collection of Betamax cassettes.
Bruce Campbell’s chin.
Pristine film prints of the missing Dr. Who episodes and the unrecorded episodes of The Quatermass Experiment.
And a early-model Pentium computer with MS-DOS 6.2 so I can run my old computer games properly.
A flowbie.
An oscilloscope.
A fedora.
And, a friend of mine is serving drinks tonight at a party that Roy Romanow is supposedly attending, so anything he’s touched.
I want a t-shirt that reads “Dr. Phil Sucks”.
Can’t you buy those somewhere ?
Ya have to admit it would be a good conversation starter.
My daughter wants pointy ears and a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater.
I want an original Dammit troll doll with two heads–not the new-fangled Russ dolls–the original Norwegian Dammit ones.
And a house elf, but that wouldn’t really be useless, would it?
I want a wireless thermometer/hygrometer, so I can see the temperature and humidity outdoors from the comfort of my desk.
Actually, I ordered one this afternoon.
a real, honest to god basket hilted broadsword and a case of military grade smoke grenades. Just because.
I want an air compressor. A useful tool, certainly, provided that
a) you have air tools with which it can be used,
b) you have a place to use these tools, and
c) you have something to use these tools on.
Since I don’t really fulfill any of these conditions, I’d say that qualifies as useless.
A Dremel rotary tool. I don’t have anything to sand, polish, grind, or engrave, but I want a rotary tool.
And a green laser pointer.
I got one for Christmas about 5 years ago. I love tools. I have lots of tools. I wanted the Dremel too real bad.
I have probably used it 5 times since I got it.
I want one of these. I can’t really think of anything I really need it for at this time.
I have to admit, I went shopping at American Science & Surplus recently. My husband insists that the Touchabubbles are completely useless. I think they’re fun, though.
I want a…
HUGE stuffed baboon… i’d put it in the corner of my room and itd prolly take up most of it but who wouldn’t want a dead stuffed animal?
I still have not gotten the Lego Mindsotrms set
However, I am still very mad at Lego for their inexcusably high prices.
I also want one of those old toy sets meant for little boys with all the metal, what were those called? You know what I’m talking about? If someone said the name I’d remember it.
I want
*a plush Cthulhu
*a cross stitch program for my PC
*a boyfriend and/or manslave who will do dishes and clean house for me
*my two front teeth