User Name Movie Game

OK, so here’s the game. You come up with a user name, location, and sig line, all taken from a particular movie. The next poster has to guess the movie, then add their own contribution. The user name doesn’t have to be one already taken on these boards, but it should be one that fits within the SDMB’s naming conventions (as if I knew what those were), and the Location should fit within the character limitations we have here, as well. Here’s an example using the bible:

User Name: Adam
Location: The Garden
Sig Line: Hey! I’m naked!
And now, mine:

User Name: The Duck of Death
Location: Big Whiskey
Sig line: “Umm, it’s Duke.” “Duck, I says!”

OK, change of rules. The next poster DOES NOT HAVE TO GUESS THE PREVIOUS POSTER’S MOVIE! If this thread gets at least 25 replies, I will attempt to guess all the movies everyone is referencing. So not only do you get to be creative, I get to look like a fool. :stuck_out_tongue:

Okay, here’s an easy one
User name: Wesley
Location: Down on the farm
Sig line: As you wish

User name: Eleven
Location: in the where are they now category
Sig: It’s a fine line between clever and stupid.

The location field is limited to 25 characters(including spaces). You didn’t think it was going to be that easy, did you??

Gardner Barnes
With Dom
“You are the most irresponsible person I have ever met!”
“Well, somebody had to be.”

Name: Top Five Rob
Location: Championship Vinyl
Sig: “Which came first, the music or the misery?”

Username: D-Fens
Location: On the pier
Sig: I’m the bad Guy? How’d that happen?

Ooh! Ooh! I get one! Nigel, This Is Spinal Tap!

What do I win?

oh, we’re guessing?
Unforgiven
Princess Bride
(Spinal Tap, as twick said)
Fandango
(I offered this one, so I’ll leave it)
Falling down

High Fidelity

Username: Huckleberry
Location: AZ
Sig: “Hey Doc, I didn’t know you was back in town”

No, I said you do not have to guess.

That doesn’t mean you can’t guess, but I will guess later, if you don’t.

oy. ;j

Here’s another, to get us back on track:

User Name: Mr. Zero
Location: Moving
Sig line: Mr. Zero knew.

Not that it matters, but it’s actually “stupid and clever.” ;j

And twickster, it was David St. Hubbins. ;j ;j

User Name: Spook Strory
Location:
Sig: How do you shoot the devil in the back?

Tombstone.

Excellent movie.

Username: WhatsMyLastName
Location: Outer Space
Sig: “I’m plucky?”

User Name: Nametag
Location: At Work
Sig: This would be a great job if it weren’t for the f*****g customers

Nice! Randal Graves, “Clerks.”

UserName: RichieG
Location: Texas/Mexico border
Sig: “He shot me right in the f*ckin’ HAND!”

Guy from Galaxy Quest

Username: BigBlueKitty
Location: Behind the door
Sig: Working for a better tomorrow, today!

Username: Cowboy
Location: The Top Floor
Sigline: I was always kinda partial to Roy Rogers.

Usual Suspects