Ok, reading a Pit Thread: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=31156
Brought up this question: if your username reflects the condition of your brain, what does yours say about you?
I guess for me, it means my brain smells like incense (I know the spelling’s off, but that’s where it came from).
Hmmm.
I think, in my case, it’s pretty self-explanatory.
I explained my name–>brain connection in the name origin thread http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28871
You might find similar info on others there.
my brain would be a potato-shaped rock with a decaying orbit and a big crater on one side
I guess mine would be a colorful tasty candy from willy wonka. Though that’s not at all where the name came from.
I guess I’d be a bouncy orange, black, and white cat who sings odd songs… and is from Illinois. Huh.
Mine would be tasty and nutritious? I guess it all depends on how you feel about granola.
mine would rise from the dead … at least 7 times even! grin
Man, my SN isn’t interesting enough for any of this stuff. Hmph.
I kind of think I would have to be a real dork to answer this question.
I utterly refuse to answer.
I’m still stuck (at least mentally) as the quad-playing drumline section leader of a rural high school band.
Hmmm, does this mean I really am lost, or just my brain is lost? I don’t think I want to know.
Well, hmmmm. The translation is shadow, so what do you think that says about me? I have NFC what it could be interpreted as.
Although not picked specifically to decribe mental state, it is accurate.
Condition of my LOVE LIFE 
pats DRY on the shoulder I know the feeling…
My name, too, is too dull. My friends would object, though, and say that it is self-explanatory: “You’re sooooo Audrey today!” pout
Dry: Know the feeling…know the feeling
Audrey: Your brain could be a giant singing carnivorous plant, a la * Little Shop of Horrors. *
Hmm, just occurs to me that myrrh was also used as embalming fluid…ewwwwww
I actually never wear tshirts and only own one, a souvenir Tin Tin from my daughter ( 
).
I just like open collars, nothing pressing on my adam’s apple.
But, if it reflects my brain…
Perhaps it means I smell funky? Nope, checked.
Perhaps it means I live cheap? I wish.
Casual? No, prefer suits.
But I guess it does reflect my love of the witty catch phrase.
I once gave away tshirts at a museum director’s convention (I had a booth selling interactive computer displays) that said
“I Never Met a Museum I Didn’t Like”
Couldn’t keep up with demand, had to make a mailing list when we ran out of Medium.
What can I say, its me
has anyone seen my disk?