VAGINA. VAGINA. Vaaaaagina.

They can regulate all sorts of things related to it and sometimes mandate that things get stuck into it, but she can’t say it. Yes. This is the attitude people like this take when someone calls them on what they are doing. If you were making up an anti-Republican story, ‘state senators ban colleague from speaking because she said ‘vagina’’ might appear in there someplace. (They not only barred her from speaking for the rest of the day Thursday, she can’t address the chamber Friday either.)

I think we’ve cleared up this little misunderstanding.

[Tony from west Side Story, singing]

Say it loud and there’s music playing!
say it soft, and it’s almost like praying.
Vagina
I’ll never stop saying…
VaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH

[/Tony from west Side Story, singing]

They’re “what’s for breakfast.”

For China is a count-ry that will bring us to our knees.

I like to be in va jay jay jay
Okay by me in va jay jay jay
Everything free in va jay jay jay
For a small fee in va jay jay jay

That rug really tied the room together.

Stranger

What is fascinating is that her use of the word *was *rhetoric, not a simple attempt to be rude. It’s a very personal word and her point is that the legislation may seem like something broadly ethical or moral to them, but it is very personal to her. Her cutting to the chase - and getting swatted on the wrist for it - makes this all too clear.

Oh, and: vagina.

Penis.

We should really get those two together someday.

Meanwhile, Eric Cantor had dozed off. He awoke and freaked out, “Whoa, what’s wrong with saying Virginia?”

Mu-u-u-wahahahahaha!

Well it’s derived from a Latin word for the sheath of a sword, so maybe not too surprising that it sounds like a ‘fighting’ word!
Peter

Sure, but when I pull my penis out of one it doesn’t go “shiiiiiiing!”

Because “OMG she said the vajayjay word!” is a mature, civil response? Are they all twelve years old?

Maude Lebowski: Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: Uh, is that what this is a picture of?
Maude Lebowski: In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
The Dude: Oh yeah?
Maude Lebowski: Yes, they don’t like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.
The Dude: Johnson?

They’re not just for breakfast anymore.

VAGINA

It’s where babby comes from.

Mine does.

You must have one of those movie penises.

It can get pretty loud on an…active…night.