Vampire attempts to rob cab driver...

[Annie-Xmas]

or so it would seem

Police are are asking the public to help nab a man they say attempted to rob a livery cab – and then repeatedly bit the cabbie on the neck and elsewhere when he wouldn’t hand over the cash.

I love New York.

[Tapioca_Dextrin]

Could be worse, the vampire coulda been a contender

Not satisfied with living in Florida, Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey wants to move to Washington, D.C. to become the nation’s first vampire president.

NB rest of article extremely oogy.

[stpauler]

Reminds me of one of the episodes of Cops where the arrested individual is intoxicated and sitting in the front passenger seat. She leans over to the officer and says something like “I’m a vampire, do I scaaaaaare you” in a drunken lisp.

[AClockworkMelon]

[A]nd elsewhere? :rolleyes: