Vampire attempts to rob cab driver...

or so it would seem

I love New York.

Could be worse, the vampire coulda been a contender

NB rest of article extremely oogy.

Reminds me of one of the episodes of Cops where the arrested individual is intoxicated and sitting in the front passenger seat. She leans over to the officer and says something like “I’m a vampire, do I scaaaaaare you” in a drunken lisp.

[A]nd elsewhere? :rolleyes: