I guess this is more “advice” than “rant”.
I work at my city convention center, where we serve meals to groups as large as 800+ people. For obvious reasons (I’ll just say “logistics”), these meals tend to be of the everybody-gets-the-same-thing variety. The people in charge of the group consult, in advance, with the convention center sales staff to hammer out what each meal’s menu will consist of. Then, just days prior to the event, the chef orders the appropriate ingredients, in the proper amounts, required to prepare those meals.
The chef and his assistants prepare all these ingredients, timing everything so that the food is ready to serve to a large group of people all at the same time. There’s a lot of work, organization, and scheduling involved.
Vegetarians & vegans, the moment you are being served your meal is not the time to announce to your server, “Oh, I can’t eat this! I’m a vegetarian!”
The kitchen staff can prepare vegetarian/vegan dishes easily. In fact, there is a whole list of options for vegetarian/vegan dishes. The thing is, if you didn’t let us know ahead of time that X number of vegetarian entrees would be needed, the kitchen staff didn’t prepare any! If the vegetarians in the group did not inform the organizer of the convention that they need vegetarian dishes, the cooks don’t know to prepare them. Even worse, the chef probably didn’t order appropriate ingredients. If you wait until the meal is being served to announce that you need a vegetarian plate, the cooks will do their best. But they’re probably going to have to scramble to find suitable ingredients and then come up with a tasty dish using whatever ingredients they have on hand. And they have to try to do it very quickly so that you can eat it at roughly the same time as everybody else.
A convention center isn’t a restaurant. We don’t keep a set inventory of food on hand (other than dry goods like pasta). Your group may be the only convention this week, so we’re not going to keep a bunch of produce on hand that’s just going to go bad before it can be used. The chef orders what is needed based on the menu he’s given for each event, and has the fresh ingredients delivered the day before the event. The sales staff asks the convention organizers to find out in advance how many vegetarians/vegans will be attending so that the chef can order appropriately and prepare the vegetarian dishes alongside the standard entrees.
So please, let us know what you need in advance.