Very strange answerphone message I received

It went along the lines of “Come see me down Fisherman’s Wharf. I’ve got some sawn off action in the trunk.”. What the duece?

In the market for a shotgun?

If only my unsolicited calls were so interesting!

“I can’t hear you! Please don’t fire your gun while your talking!”

Everytime my phone has been off for an extended period of time (holidays, repairs) some bloke in England rings and leaves a message about a Mercedes. I had a voicemail from him before I’d made a call on the thing :dubious:

A legless hooker that does it in the trunk?

Wrong forum.

Last month I twice got messages from some woman from Jamaica trying to run a Nigerian-type scheme.

Well, you should go check it out. But don’t walk there, or take the bus.

Thanks for sharing, but I don’t see a game here. Please feel free to repost in the appropriate section.