That is today’s profound observation. 
There was a guy in my dorm that only received points in the freshman sex quiz because we let him count kissing his mother.
I’d think it would simplify; just write “N/A” (not applicable) on the top.
A guy’s got to have some fun…
Oh, the sock play…
and I’m sure he was just so happy you dragged that out of him.
Christ, I’m the world’s worst liar, but there is always a time and a place where it’s necessary.
Was there tongue?