Froggy, my dear, why don’t you just leave your mind in the gutter. I’ll join you in a second. Should I bring some hot chocolate fudge too?
Bring whatever you like, Soda. Just give me a minute to do my jaw and tongue stretches. We wouldn’t want anything cramping up too early in the procedings…
::clonk!::
Pardon me, I just fell off my chair. Right into the gutter! 
Ready, Crunch?
[sup][sub]Oh, boy, I have to go to bed. It’s two in the morning and I don’t feel normal. What? Crunchy is poisonous? No wonder I’m feeling a little giddy… I swear, he’s trying to kill me, one way or the other.[/sup][/sub]
Oh, sure, get tired and go to bed now. Nice timing Soda. So what am I supposed to do for the next 5 hours I’m at work? 
Work, maybe?
D&R
Soda, due to the nastiness and uncalled for distasteful suggestion in your previous post, I have no choice but to be mean to you now. Now just hang on while I think of something mean to do…
Doncha mean all night and all day? Now come on Frog, it wasn’t that bad was it?
I always say, any job worth doing is worth doing right—no matter how long it takes.
I haven’t seen any other redbirds in this zoo.
Excuse me–Where were my manners?
Offers a nice frozen strawberry lemonade to the Frog.
Cool, soothing and cleanses the palate-----better now?
Hey, I needed to Sneak Out, and Get Food because I kept ASKING POLITELY, and no one fed me ANYWAYS. Christ, I was wallowing in my own crap! No one cleaned my cage! And where were YOU during all of this? Oh, that’s right, catering to the mermaid. Not that I’m jealous or anything…
Okay, I am, but I’ve got nothing against mermaid. But FEED me every once in a while. When I don’t get fed, I break out.
[sub]and if anyone even CONSIDERS throwing crap at me…[/sub]
Us mythological creatures have to stick together you know. I tell you we get no respect at all.
All a certain striped large feline has to do is eat a few kids and a doorman and everyone’s just shaking in their boots. Has even 1 person pulled him aside and said “you know, maybe eating employees and patron isn’t the best thing for business?” No, not even 1.
As far as I’m concerned, you can do any little thing your heart desires ol’ dragon buddy old pal.
Bedsides who else is going to satify my sushi habit?
:waving a sign that says don’t f*ck with the dragon:
Hey, now. There’s a lot of responsiblity running this place! Food to order, paperwork to do, live cows for the dragons, keeping the big cats from eating the guests, hiring gatekeepers because they keep disappearing mysteriously.
:: looks suspiciously at Tyger up in the tree ::
There’s two assistants running around cleaning out cages when they’re not getting waylaid at the petting zoo.
:: looks meaningfully towards petting zoo ::
And don’t get me started on the tongue fest going on with Crunchy Frog, Girafee, and Mermaid. Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep those damn kids out of the Petting Zoo after 5:00??
humph
You think YOU have troubles.
Look at that. You have me so upset I can’t even spell.
Giraffe
Sheesh
Landing next to Corvus, brachyrhynchos offers him some heisted Moo Goo Gai Pan and caches the rest. A brilliant flash catches her eye and she spies the Colibri Hummingbird. Always in the mood to play, she darts off to give chase to the shiny bird when an errant Circus Peanut diverts her attention. She pounces, stabbing and devouring, and flies off to another cache site.
So, what’s it gonna be Froggy? Or did you actually get some work done instead of rolling around in the gutter, covered in chocolat sauce, and forgot all about being mean?
::fleeing for her life, Soda stumbles over Catmarie (who’s still doing her best to cajole herself into some catnip ice cream) and falls flat on her face in a large tub of cookies ‘n’ cream::
[sup]Help! I can’t get up![/sup]
A crow catch a hummingbird! That’ll be the day! 
A Circus Peanut, huh? You guys will eat anything.
Believe me Ranger, upsetting you was the last thing I wanted to do and it was certainly not my intention to do so. Why the Frog and myself were merely conducting a scientific experiment. I’m not sure * what* was going on between the bear and the giraffe.
:Fervently hoping to draw the attention away from herself:
I think it’s all the Tyger’s fault. Yes talk to him.
:starts toward the mermaid pen desperately hoping that there is not a “banned” sign under her name.
I’ll be good as gold in the future. I promise.
:uncrosses fingers and snickers quietly under her breath:
She wants us to be good, but I bet she can’t make us.
Ha!
That would be the height of delusional in a Zoo full of mythological creatures and critters with 18" tongues!
Behave… Good one, Mermaid. Now, go eat your Sushi.
I couldn’t think of anything mean to do, and then, being the easily-distracted amphibian that I am, I forgot about trying to think of something. I’m over it now and ready to get licking again.
[Homer]Mmmmmm Sushi [/Homer}
Pssst Frog, How was the frozen strawberry lemonade? I made it myself.