He’s the perfect candidate. Mr. Marceux isn’t a Washington insider, he’s a man of the people. Very drunken people, but people, none the less. With a platform of “You kill someone, no, you get murdered” I think he speaks to our core values. His plan to sell vacant lots for gas may be the solution our fiscal crisis needs. I urge the members of this board to vote Basil. Have a nice day.
Stephen Colbert’s coverage of Marceau.com. It’s pretty funny on its own but you can see he’s trying not to laugh the entire time. He finally breaks character and bursts out laughing while discussing Marceaux’s resume.
I can not believe y’all are mocking a candidate that speaks the language of the American people. It’s hypocrisy. You praise Obama for his “beer summit”, but yet you have no love for a candidate that oversees six of those before lunch. I urge y’all to read his platform which I’ve linked to here: BasilMarceux.com.com.
What other candidate promises to immune you life? Have a nice day.
He’s not drunk, as he explained in a Tennessean article a few days ago. He talks like that because he only has three teeth. I am serious.
The primary is on Thursday. Unfortunately Mr. Marceux.com is a Republican, because I had been planning on voting in the Democratic primary. But the Republicans have all the good races so I might have to switch sides for the day.
Making a redneck joke here would be really cheap, so I’ll just say that some things that happen in Tennessee politics would not happen in New York politics, and this is one of them. Our governors admit to doing drugs and cheating on their wives with expensive prostitutes who try to get a record deal through MySpace. Our city mayors may ban ferrets or may be billionaire plutocrats who hire accent coaches so they sound like they are from New York and not Boston, and they may tear up term limit laws when it suits them. They may even be racists who are a little too liberal in who they share their porn and dirty jokes with. But you can be pretty sure that if they are running for higher office in New York, they are going to have all of their teeth. Does that make New York better than Tennessee? Not really. :smack:
To be fair, he’s the epitome of a “fringe” candidate, even in Tennessee. Most of our politicians have all their teeth as well, even if they believe that Islam is a cult and we ought to run the state according to the Ten Commandments.
I do realize that. The mainstream candidates look reasonably put together, although Mike McWherter looks a little like a tall James Carville. Then again the porn guy I mentioned is or was a Tea Party backed candidate, so evidently someone thought he could be a contender in New York.
Yeah, the difference between Basil Marceux.com and Carl “HORSE PORN” Paladino is that apparently there are people in New York state who are too dumb to recognize the crazy when it’s right in their faces. :smack: