I will restore trust. American values. Freedom and democracy. I will make our country secure. I will fight crime. I will save Social Security and Medicare.
My opponent is a monster. In all his Senate terms, he has never even once voted against legalizing the mass murder of children. Just thirty years ago, he was jailed as he awaited trial for protesting against America.
I envision an America where all people are united behind a common goal. An America free from prejudice. An America of, by, and for the people. And I mean the little people, such as yourselves.
When I am president, I will have an open door. And anyone having the wherewithal to lobby vigorously, make substantial contributions to my campaign, and successfully endure a Secret Service investigation will have access to me.
I’m not going to promise you the moon. I know that you’re smarter than that. All I’m going to promise you is a visionary government that responds to your needs, educates all your children, guarantees your safety and happiness, and works in cooperation with a solid coalition of every nation on earth.
All we have to fear is fear itself. A chicken in every pot. Let freedom ring. From the mountains to the prairies. Ask not what your country can do for you. Live and let live. Uniter not divider. Read my lips. Faith, hope, and love. Morning in America. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. I am not a crook. We have a crisis of confidence. I’m a Ford, not a Lincoln. A day that will live in infamy.
Vote for me! God bless America.