::Trip slides a Franklin into your hand::
Tripler
Winning over their hearts and minds . . .
I vote for DPR - Not only is he idealistic, loyal, patient and practical - but he is also fantastic in bed. So I hear.
So my offical vote goes to DPR.
Oh I will vote on the issues, I vote for iampunha, his only cabinet will be a wooden one to put clothes in, that means Lots less govment.
Oh yes, I also vote for Ms. Shirley, it will be nice to have a female pres for a change.
Oh, hey! Dpr is great in bed? Can I vote twice? What does “getting to be a representative” mean? My interest has suddenly returned to this thread.
As my humble tribute to the immortal wallyM7,
Now he allegedly borrowed that from some loser or something but in my heart it will always be his.
Nymysys, see #1 of the rules. Ballot stuffing is allowed.
While I am posting again, how about another vote for iampunha
Thanks deb2world and phantomdiver for voting for me, and spidey for linking.
I vote for myself again.
Hey, throw in another for me, too. Gotta catch up to dpr sometime. Where’s my vice president, I may ask!
Just remember, everybody, a vote for Jester is a vote for the fufillment of all your dreams, and the legalization of recreational drugs! (Possibly not in that specific order, though).
Just here casting another vote for that incredible piece of man iampunha.
Damn is he attractive. Nice, too. Why he isn’t taken I don’t know.
I vote for SPOOFE again. This way I might be two intoxicated midgets.
I have never been more tempted to create a horde of sockpuppets and come hear and vote for myself a billion times.
But I shall withstand the temptation, and instead I’ll molest this drunken midget.
Od’s bodkins! That should read “get” rather than “be”. Don’t know where that came from.
Hey Jello I just love those freudian slips. Two intoxicated midgets?..he he.
Just here to vote for everyone’s favorite horny teenager, iampunha
Has it been five days yet?
When did we vote for that?
I think today is the last day of voting. So get to it and vote for your favorite, or least offensive, candidate.
Another vote for Shirley while I am at it.
Okay, I’ll vote for dpr one more time before this thing closes. I wanna be a representative, though!
Somebody nominate me for something, because it would be unseemly for me to do it myself. 
And I nominate Jack Dean Tyler for Surgeon General. 
Esprix